The Taxidermy Rat Toothbrush Holder is my new favorite accessory. Keeping your teeth clean is important, so yeah, it makes total sense to store your toothbrushes in a nasty filthy disease carrier’s corpse. Why the hell not, since you already have the brushes touching each other’s bristles. That’s nasty! Maybe we should have the toothpaste coming out of its plague-carrying mouth too.
Category: Dead Stuff
Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame
This Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame is going to look lovely next to my Puffer Fish lamps. He looks like he wants a hug. Do you want a hug little guy? Aww. I’ll hug ya. NO NOT THE FACE. NOT THE FACE! Victorian bats go hard! No worries. Nothing a little plastic surgery won’t fix. And by plastic surgery I mean, Imma cut up my credit card in case I ever wanna buy something like this again.
Something To Crow About – Taxidermy Crow Head
I’d really like to buy this Taxidermy Crow Head, I’m just not sure if I want to pay by escrow or not. Get it? Like Humpty-Dumpty, I really crack myself up. And I don’t need to fall from a wall to do it. If you want a bird’s head on your wall, this is a good choice. You’re making a good caw. I mean call. Oh well, time for me to spread my wings and fly. CAW. CAW. CAW! *feathers everywhere* I fell on my face. Hey, remember that general custer head? Those were freaky times.
Well Read Taxidermy Toilet Mouse
Just what I always wanted to display on my mantle. A mouse taking a dump. This Taxidermy Toilet Mouse is on the john, reading about Godzilla attacking. Probably taking himself a massive Godzilla cuz he had Mexican food earlier. He’s got himself a fresh roll of TP nearby, so at least he’s not gonna run out if he has the Hershey squirts. It would be nice if the mice around my house would use the damn toilet and stop leaving their tiny turds everywhere.
Animal Skull Plants Make Your Garden Gruesome
Etsy seller MMWickedWhimsy creates these terrifying Animal Skull Plants. Does she have a green thumb? More like a scream thumb. In fact, I doubt she has any thumbs left cuz these nightmare plants bit them off long ago. I wouldn’t even water these with a hose from 20 feet away. I never knew that bones and botany could be such a horrifying combination.
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