How would you like to have this Raven Skeleton Prop squawking at you all day long? I would love it. Doesn’t bother me. I’ll just flip it the bird and be on my way. Flipping a bird the bird. This is one bird that will never again say “Nevermore“. But it will always look angry, like it can’t decide whether it wants to take a massive dump or attack you. Which is probably why I like it.
Category: Dead Stuff
OW! That Hurts! – Puffer Fish Taxidermy Lamps
These Puffer Fish Taxidermy Lamps are all puffed up and spiky cuz these guys are the porcupines of the sea. Well, now you can light up your home with them. Hopefully without these things stabbing you as you hang them up. Hey, if your carpet isn’t a puddle of blood and if you haven’t lost an eye while redecorating, your lamps just aren’t cool enough. Pretty cool though. Just have an emergency professional handy when these arrive. And whatever you do, don’t sit on them by accident while having your coffee.
Coke Mouse Taxidermy – Coke Not Included
So this happened. No wonder I can’t catch these little bastards. They’re all coked up, stealing our dollar bills to get it in their little nostrils. This Coke Mouse Taxidermy is a peek inside of the hidden world of rodent drug use. These guys have it so bad they are even willing to trade their bits of cheese and cracker crumbs that they scavenge for coke, procured from the mice of drug lord’s homes, who will gladly trade blow for snacks. It’s sad.
Striped Taxidermy Bat Christmas Ornaments
All I want for Christmas are these Striped Taxidermy Bat Christmas Ornaments. My tree needs more dead bats. They just love hanging, ya know. Bats know how to hang. They also know how to fill a cave floor with poop, but luckily you won’t have to worry about that. You won’t be singing, “Deck the halls with tons of guano…” Good thing too, cuz Santa doesn’t like stepping in bat sh*t while he’s putting gifts under the tree. Just saying.
Weird Buttface Taxidermy Heads – ButtSquatch
Brokencog makes sasquatch heads out of animal butts and other assorted parts. More like Butt-Foot or Ass-Squatch. These are fugly Dr. Seuss looking characters that I’m pretty sure exist in the “Tripping acid realm”, cuz I’ve seen em there. I think I bought a used car from one in the “tripping balls realm” once, which turned out to be a tricycle, only I didn’t find out until I made like 3 payments. The point is, don’t trust these guys. Or this guy.
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