The Selfie Brush. Always look your best by combining your phone with your hair brush. Brush that hair, then make some duck lips and take an awesome selfie. This plastic brush holds your iPhone in the back, next to the mirror. Because you know, you love yourself so much. And the whole world has to see you at your best. Several times a day.
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Category: Just Plain Weird
Custom Venus Flytrap Halloween Prop
Great. Halloween will be here soon. Or as I like to call it, “The one night I get to walk down the street and sh*t myself repeatedly because everything and everyone in the neighborhood are all scary and out to get me.” I’m not afraid though. This year I’m wearing my big-boy pants. A 40 waist if you must know. But I’m gonna work out on Halloween. Just long enough to get some candy.
Gonna be brave and not yell for my mommy this year when a mummy hands me candy and brushes my hand. I mean, I’m still gonna shriek and run to her(She waits on the sidewalk), but I’m not gonna freak out and have her call me a “fat pasty man-baby” again as she curses my father.
Anyway, check out this awesome $900 Venus Fly Trap Halloween prop. Gonna put this outside so it will be the flies that sh*t themselves.
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Bathroom Guest Book: Sorry About The Smell
Make your bathroom all fancy by offering your guests this Bathroom Guestbook. It builds lasting memories of those who came and left something of themselves behind. It also helps you keep track of who has been in your poop-room. Let your guests express themselves on the throne.
Sorry about the dark cloud and subsequent brown film that has settled on the walls. Couldn’t find a match. Signed, I.P. Freely (The poop is what takes awhile).
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The Real Burning Man: Incredible Melting Man Candles…Mandles
Incredible Melting Mandles. Man + Candles = Mandles. These candles are like little zombies that you can watch melt to the ground in three hours. Light him up, watch his last hours on this Earth. Only $15. from Etsy seller Stexe.
Click through for more pictures and an awesome rock solid video demo of these mandles. You’ll want to get yourself a little trash bin to go with these guys.
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Joker Crafts: Batman The Dark Knight Journal
This Batman: The Dark Knight Journal looks like it was made by the Joker himself. It’s so nice that Arkham Asylum provides its guests with arts and crafts projects. You can write all of your deepest darkest desires in this fun journal as well as contemplate any of life’s burning questions. Like, “Why so serious?”
And if you are crazy enough, you might open it up later to find that someone else has answered your question. In your handwriting.
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