The Mecha Kraken Statue is all powerful. Mecha Krakens are way more powerful than the average beast. I’m not sure if Krakens have balls, but if they do, this guy has some big brass ones. That is one badass sea monster.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Gothic Gargoyle Teapot
Tea time has never been so terrifying. Or ugly. Ewwww. Do you really want your tea coming out of that mouth? Actually, I do. This Gothic Gargoyle Teapot says “Never let your tea go stone cold”. Good advice. It can be used as a decoration or as an actual teapot. I’m off to have a cup of Earl Grey Gargoyle.
Friday the 13th Part VII Jason Voorhees Jack-in-the-Box
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood was a scary-ass movie. The murderous psychopath, Jason Voorhees is the star after all. There is something eerie that draws us to the heartless monster that hacks them up into bits. This Friday the 13th Part VII Jason Voorhees Jack-in-the-Box features a well sculpted 14 inch Jason Voorhees burst in his trademark cracked hockey mask. When you pop it out, it will scare the hell out of you. It is a worthy addition to any movie-themed collection.
Memento Mori Large Leather Journal
Memento Mori means “remember that you have to die”. Gee, thanks. What a downer. Yeah well, you remember that… I got nothin’. Cuz I’m depressed now. This Memento Mori Large Leather Journal is a great reminder that a dirt nap is a-comin’. It’s large, leathery and has 600 pages. Just like my grandma reading me a bedtime story. Well, not anymore. I’m a big boy now. Hasn’t happened since last week.
Edgar Allen Poe Journal – The Raven Nevermore
This Edgar Allen Poe Journal is a great place to write down all of those things that you want to deal with NEVERMORE:
Taxes
SJW weirdos
Dank memes
The store being out of what you want and you’re all like wtf!
Diets
and whatever else you might be sick of. Let the magic of the NEVERMORE bird wash these things from your mind.