Fortune cookies are great and all, but they’re just too damn happy if ya ask me. Misfortune Cookies are a dark twist on the whole fortune cookie game. These cookies don’t predict things like love or wealth. Instead they are nasty, brutally honest and blunt. In other words perfect for me and my Creepbay readers. It’s like cracking open a cookie and having that cookie abuse you. But it’s also a laugh at the same time.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Universal Monsters Magnets Collection
This Universal Monsters Magnets Collection let’s you put monsters on your fridge. They might also scare away other monsters from raiding your fridge. AKA your roommates. I’m a little disappointed that I can see the Invisible Man, but whatevs. These magnets have some really nice detail. They will be a great addition to my house of horrors, which is what I call my fridge. Pretty sure some mold came to life and it’s living it up in there. You get Frankenstein and the Mrs, Invisible Man, Creature, Dracula, the Mummy, Wolfman, you know all the classics.
Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper
Merry Krampus everybody! Get some of this Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper and wrap all of your gifts in style. You get three large sheets of wrapping paper per order that measure 20″ x 28″. They have a great retro design. Everyone loves Krampus. Except for my Grampus, cuz he’s a grumpus. Man, I never get thoughtfully wrapped gifts like this. I’m gonna buy these and wrap myself some presents. My life is sad. *sigh* I made a poem:
Kris Kingle
saw Krampus’ dingle
while riding one night in his sleigh.
He veered to the stop
got out with a hop
and ran home screaming all the way.
Cryptids – Jersey Devil Pint Glass
Well what do we have here? Looks like New Jersey’s very own cryptid. Of course “Jersey Devil” could also be referring to that rash you get after frequenting a Jersey prozzie, but I think we’re talking about the mythical creature. Pretty sure. This Jersey Devil Pint Glass features a creature that looks scared of us for once. Awesome. We just turned the tables. I’m sick of being scared of you monsters. Now you can be scared of me while I drink beer from you.
Spend Christmas With Krampus and Friends
Krampus and Friends sounds like a cool new sitcom and it should be, but no, I’m talking about a bunch of awesome Christmas decorations that will make your holiday frightful and festive. Entertainment Earth is selling all of these cool Christmas Krampus decorations and I want them all. Every single one of them.
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