You know what they say, that Universal Monsters have universal drinking problems. I do too. That’s why I’m getting this Universal Monsters Frosted Pint Glass Set. So my inner monster can drink with a movie monster. I hope they’ll both be happy together. This is a cool set that features Wolfman, the Invisible Man, Creature, Mr and Mrs. Frankenstein and Dracula.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Terror Trifecta – Triple Skeleton Chandelier
This Triple Skeleton Chandelier is a triple threat. They want to be your 3 dead amigos while lighting your home. Lighting and frighting is what they do. They have lights in their bony hands and lights coming out of their craniums. They’re pretty damn terrifying if I’m honest. Plus, I just keep thinking that if I buy this, I better hang it high enough because otherwise I’m gonna be hitting my head on those pelvises. This chandelier is perfect for your haunted house and might make a not haunted house haunted.
Kraken Tentacle Mug
Grab a tentacle and raise a toast- No, not that toast! You’re dripping butter all over the place! Raise your glass man! To the amazing Kraken Tentacle Mug! What? No. No, I’m not saying there’s a crack in the mug. I’m saying it’s a Kraken mug. Are you drunk already? I’m just saying the is cool, okay? Damn, I’m trying to write a blog post here.
That reminds me, why do they call them tentacles when they don’t have small tents on the end? If you trust the English language Octopi should occupy the center of a camping site and spread their tentacles out so campers have a place to sleep.
The Lair of Voltaire – Gothic Homemaking
You guys need to check out The Lair of Voltaire. It’s a YouTube channel hosted by musician Aurelio Voltaire. He’s a goth dude who has adventures and shows you how to do all kinds of DIY Gothic homemaking projects like bat chandeliers and Ouija Board side tables. He makes some really cool stuff. He hangs out with a mummy named Orville Deadenbacher, you know stuff like that. I guarantee you will love it.
Dimensional Portals With Tentacles
Hang these Dimensional Portals With Tentacles from Etsy seller Shaunography on your wall so you can distract yourself from the real tentacle-filled portals opening up behind you. Seems like a good idea to me. Just put them all around your house so it looks like a massive attack from another dimension. That way if a real portal does open up, it will close again, cuz they will think their tentacled buddies have your place taken care of.
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