Looks like we have some gnome-napping action happening here. I’ve seen this before. They are gonna tie that garden gnome up in some dark basement and demand a ransom from some old lady in a moo-moo whose life isn’t complete with her garden gnome. Gargoyles and gnomes are natural enemies, despite the fact that one sticks to the garden and the other perches on roof corners. Man, I hope the lady pays the ransom and they don’t off that gnome as an example. Bigfoot also likes to kidnap gnomes.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Cool Bram Stoker’s Dracula Pop-Up Book
Oh shizz! Did that Vampire just pop up in my face when I turned the page? Holy crap, that bat just flew across the page. This Dracula Pop-Up Book is the original 3D. This version of Bram Stoker’s Gothic tale has beautiful illustrations that will transport you to Transylvania. Did I mention that stuff is going to pop out at you? It’s all interactive and up in your bizzness. Try not to get your blood sucked while you are flipping pages. Checkout this Vampire bat string lights too. Light to read by.
This Nightmare Monster Magnet Is All Teeth
Never want to go near your fridge again? Stick this Nightmare Monster Magnet on it and you will starve to death rather than go anywhere near it. This guy is all teeth and pincers. I hear he’s wanted for questioning about a murder, but it’s clear that he’s been framed. Ha ha ha. Like a spastic egg, I crack myself up.
Skeleton Hand Food Picks For Creepy Cupcakes
These Skeleton Hand Food Picks are perfect for Halloween. Put them in some cupcakes so you can give each one a high five before you eat it. Maybe give it a little arm wrestling action. That’s what I would do, but I like to play with my food. These picks make food just a tad creepier. Obviously that’s okay with us.
Dia De Los Muertos Playing Cards – Deal Of The Dead
Dia De Los Muertos Playing Cards. Deal of the Dead! Shuffle of the Skeletons. These cards take any dead card game and make it… Well, more dead. Impress your friends and family with these awesome cards. They have some great artwork on them too. My poker night is the Day of the Dead cuz no one shows up. Maybe this deck can change that.