People, people! How many dragons have to die each year so you can have your Dragon Wing Makeup Cosmetic Bags? You are leaving thousands of dragons wingless to slither across the earth and never leap into the sky again! You are basically making them lizards! Hmmm. The world does need lizards. Nevermind. I guess it’s all fine. Plus, these bags are friggin’ cool. At least we don’t serve dragon wings up by the plateful during superbowls. So nevermind. carry on.
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Cool Bat Collar Pin
Bats are really the ultimate accessory. How else else are ya gonna keep your collar closed? Bat wings are perfect for the job. This Bat Collar Pin is fashionable and squeak. I mean chic. Squeak chic.
Bats, bats, they’re right under your nose. Bats, bats, they’re all over our clothes. Put ’em on your belt, put ’em on your collar. Don’t have a bat? Give a bat a holler. Send a bat away and he’ll bring bat a dollar.
This bat-related article brought to you by too much alcohol and not enough common sense.
Chucky Necklace Relief Pendant
Hey Chucky! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I have no idea. Frankly I don’t give a chuck. Check out this Chucky Necklace Relief Pendant. What a relief! Heh! Seriously this thing is creeping me out. If you ladies wear this near your chest ain’t no man grabbing at your jublees! Chucky is on guard. Protecting your boobies with a knife! For the record, I wouldn’t do that. It’s just rude. I would have to be a real boob to try something like that.
Chucky looks so realistic he’s scaring me. Is that real hair? That’s real hair isn’t it? Damn Chucky, nice haircut my brother.
Hauntingly Hand Painted Cameo Necklace Brooches
These creepy and cool Cameo Necklace Brooches want to make a cameo appearance on your neck. Get it? Each one is beautifully hand painted by an artist that can stay inside the lines better than I can, in my superhero coloring books. NeverGrowUpTreasures has all kinds of designs available. Mermaids, Zombie Girls, Zombies, Frankenstein Monsters and more. Even a dead Elvis. These cameos make a great gift.
Thanks Nevergrowuptreasures. I ain’t never growin’ up. That’s why I park my big wheel in the garage and drive my scooter to work. I tried once and I just can’t adult. Not today, not ever.
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Dark Cheshire Cat Hoodie
This Dark Cheshire Cat Hoodie is for cattin’ around. Meow! I’mma wear it and create some Malice in Wonderland. I’ll be so proud that I’ll look like the cat that ate the canary. Until someone sees me cough up dark feathers, then they’ll know I ate a Raven. Don’t worry, after that last one I’m saying nevermore! They give me indigestion when I should be full of righteous indignation.
It’s got ribs, ears, eyes, a nose… You ARE the cat. Can I get a meow? I didn’t hear you! I said can I get a meow! Louder people! Laterz. Gotta go practice bathing myself with my tongue. I’mma be that cat for realz!
*Cough* Ack! Ack! *Spits* I taste terrible.