Check out these Monster cereals with horror movie characters on the box. Minnesota-based artist Kate Willaert created these for HalloweenCostumes.com. They make for a not so balanced breakfast. The characters include: Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Krampus and more. Sometimes I hate the internet. I saw these and spent half a day trying to find them in like 10 stores, then I came home and read the wordstuff where I found them. Yeah. Not real. If only there were some way to take the internet with me when I’m out. That would save me a lot of time. Then there might be a reason for all of those people to stare at their phone while shopping. Idiots.
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Alien vs. Predator Chestburster Lamp
Check out this Alien vs. Predator Chestburster Lamp. Chestbursters, the new candy from the makers of Starburst. One random alien egg per pack. Which one will make your chest burst? Seriously though, this is a cool lamp.
Put it in your child’s room if you want to pay for years of therapy. Or in my room, if you want me to jump out of my own window and run down the street naked and screaming.
Real Preserved Spiderweb Pendant
Want to wear a real spiderweb? I mean, I already wear them, but that’s only because a blogger seldom moves from their chair.You can wear a real spiderweb with this Real Preserved Spiderweb Pendant. It is genuine silky spider thread from the spider’s poop-sac, preserved in pressed glass and made into a pendant. Hopefully it won’t attract actual spiders who want to live there while you are wearing it.
If your name is Charlotte this is your web. Wear it Charlotte. Wear it.
Post Apocalyptic Skirt And Top
If you want to roll with me in the apocalypse as I drive my souped up golf cart, you better dress the part. You need a Post Apocalyptic Skirt And Top. *Becomes a blurry cyclone racing around you* There, that’s better. Now you’re looking awesome.
Get in. I have a lead on a run-down grocery store that may have a single pack of Twinkies left on aisle 5. Then I gotta battle like 50 dudes in mohawks while zooming down Fury Road. I call it that cuz it’s full of potholes. Makes me furious!
Cheetos Bag of Bones
You know what I said when I saw this on the store shelf. “C’mon ya old bag of bones!” Cuz I have to keep grandma sharp or she loses focus. Then I pointed out this Cheetos Bag of Bones and told her to buy it for me. Then we argued for like 15 minutes about how much allowance I had left and how much that Star wars figure from the other day cost. There was like $4 left over. Duh! You don’t know!
Anyway, I spent the rest of the night doing forensics on these dusty bones, putting them together like a mad scientist and then eating them like an even madder mad scientist. Like a really aggro, in need of therapy mad scientist. It was awesome.
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