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What The Meow?: Cat Grooming Restraint Bag And Cat Muzzle

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Cat Grooming Restraint Bag And Cat Muzzle Cats are cute and adorable creatures, but when it comes time for grooming these sweet little fur children can get all feral and rip your face off. That’s why you have to go all Hannibal Lecter and restrain them like they are in a Kitty Asylum for the criminally insane. This Cat Grooming Restraint Bag And Cat Muzzle will help.

Wheel your cat out in this restraint system and even though you’ll have to listen to them say stuff like “Hello Clarice.” and “My last owner tried to groom me. I ate his liver with some Fancy Feast and a nice bottle of chianti.”, you’ll be able to groom him or her easily.
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Turkeyzilla Tote Bag With Drumstick Coin Purse

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turkeyzilla bag and drumstick purseJust in time for Thanksgiving. It’s the Turkeyzilla Tote Bag With Drumstick Coin Purse. This ain’t no poultry handbag, but it will gobble up all of your essentials thanks to it’s large inner cavity. You get a bonus drumstick coin purse. Sweeeet!

You have to make it yourself from the pattern, which will probably still be a lot faster than cooking a Thanksgiving day turkey.

This Medusa Handbag Will Turn You To Stone

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medusa purseIn Greek mythology Medusa was beheaded by the hero Perseus. Now she is a Purse. That’s what Perseus does. He makes purses out of all of his enemies. That’s because he owned a little boutique in Athens. Dude was all about fashion. And making accessories out of his victims. Makes sense right? I should be a history teacher.

Don’t look into her eyes! She will turn you to stone and then what will you do? It’s not like you have a little robot owl buddy to help you out, like in that Clash of the Titans movie. Basically you will be all like:

I LOOKED! WHY DID I LOOK? BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET MY WALLET OUT AND PUT ON SOME LIPSTICK! WHY? WHY DID I BUY A PURSE THAT CAN TURN ME TO FRIGGIN STONE? EVERYONE THINKS I’M A STATUE NOW! IS THAT A DOG PEEING ON MY LEG?
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The Man Sack: Man Junk That Stores Man Junk

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man sackLooking for a sack that captures your manliness? One which will also hold all of your man junk? Don’t keep your junk in the trunk. Keep it all up front with the Man Sack.

How’s it hangin’? Pretty good. Pretty good. Just me and my man sack. *cue Maybeline song* Maybe he’s born with it…Maybe it’s Man Sack.

Man Sack is back and he’s on the attack. Cuz holdin’ stuff in your pockets is just plain whack!