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Skull and Skeleton Toilet Bowl Brush Set

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Skull and Skeleton Toilet Bowl Brush Set
Oh man. Your bathroom is about to get badass peeps. This Skull and Skeleton Toilet Bowl Brush Set is going to look great in your Gothic themed bathroom. What? Don’t we all have Gothic themed bathrooms? Well, I just did mine up real nice with a bat toilet paper holder, stained glass window, some anti-vampire crucifixes and… Wait. You guys didn’t decorate your rooms? Guys, we were all supposed to do it. I’m the only one? Great. We pinky promised and everything. And I didn’t even want to pinky promise cuz it’s not manly, but I did anyway. This really sucks guys!

I just spent like 2 grand on all this! The gargoyle decorations alone cost me $200. Whatevs. I have a sweet Gothic human guano room and you don’t. I like to call it my steam room. As in Cleveland steamer. Oh! Zing! Didn’t see that coming did ya? Hmmmm. I really need to install some ventilation in here.

Horror Movie Hand Towels

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Horror Movie Hand Towels
UndeadThreadDesigns makes these Horror Movie Hand Towels and many more. They have Freddy Krueger, IT, Friday The 13th and many more. They have cool embroidered details. I’d be afraid to wipe my dirty hands on any of these guys. Put them in the kitchen, in the bathroom,anywhere you need more horror.
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These Bat Shower Towels Are Bat-Tastic

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Bat Shower Towels
I don’t know about you, but I feel kinda batty when I get out of the shower. So I’m gonna dry off with these cool Bat Shower Towels. That way I can lay off the bats that usually flap their wings and hold the towel for me when I come out of the shower. They were getting uppity anyway. I heard squeaks that they were forming a union and looking for actual pay in the form of food. Also, there will be a lot less bat-s*it all over my bathroom floor. Also less visits to the doctor for rabies shots. It’s a good call.

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Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap

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Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap
This Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap gives you one towel for Mrs F and one towel for Mr F. Oh, and you get a cool Frankenstein soap too. Obviously your Mrs. F is gonna complain as soon as you get these dirty and you’ll say, “Isn’t that what they’re for?” Then she’ll smack you and throw them in the washer. Isn’t love great?

Horror Characters Soap Set

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Horror Characters Soap Set
Do you feel dirty watching those horror flicks? There’s so much blood and gore, you feel like you need a shower right? So invite your horror friends into the shower with you, with this Horror Characters Soap Set. The heads of Jason, Leatherface, Freddy and Michael Myers will lather you up and get you clean. Spoiler alert: Freddy don’t like cleaning your taint. Leatherface doesn’t mind.