Join the Cryptid Club. Nah, it’s not a club where the cryptids are on stage stripping with their cryptid bad selves for dollar bills. But that would be cool too. Each cryptid club hard enamel pin features a different, well known cryptid and is made of hard enamel, measuring about 1″. Get Mothman, Sasquatch or Nessie. Join the club, but the first rule is that we don’t talk about Cryptid Club.
Tag: bigfoot
Cool Bigfoot Salad Tongs
I love these Bigfoot Salad Tongs so much, I decided to do a little rap:
Bigfoot Salad Tongs
Writing all your salad wrongs
Croutons, dressing, I don’t give a toss!
Double ranch me son, cuz I’m eatin’ like a boss!
That’s all I got. Anyway, these cool tongs come in brown and white to represent both Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman presumably.
Bigfoot Filmed in Canada
Check out this footage of a Bigfoot Filmed in Canada that shows some kind of large creature lurking in a forest. It sure looks like Bigfoot! Whatever it is, it’s unclear if it was watching them from behind some trees, or just taking a dump and got disturbed. Apparently it was filmed by a family “out for a walk near a river in the Canadian wilderness. Do you think it’s Bigfoot? It sure looked like the creature got up from a squat and maybe even wiped itself before walking away. If it did wipe itself, this suggests that Bigfoot is a smart AND hygienic creature.
Read more “Bigfoot Filmed in Canada”
Yeti Vs. Sasquatch Sensual Roleplay Set and Other Wrong Minifigures
This Yeti Vs. Sasquatch minifigure set is… A bit… Different… This “Sensual Roleplay Set” makes me feel weird, also slightly turned on. The Yeti Vs. Sasquatch rivalry is heating up.
In a weird way. With a creepy sensual twist. One has a camera. One has a popsicle-shaped paddle.
It’s gonna be a strange showdown!
This is just one of many minifigure sets from Action Figure Therapy. All are just plain wrong in one way or another, but none are as wrong as this hairy duo.
Quantum Healing Hypnosis Session Reveals Woman’s Past Life As Bigfoot
So this woman is getting a past life regression using what is known as Quantum Healing Hypnosis. The fun starts at about 3:45 when she notices that she has big feet. Big hairy feet. Yep. She was a Bigfoot in a past life. This whole session is pretty hilarious. I’ll be honest, I didn’t listen to the whole thing, but I’m coming back to it later cuz I want to live vicariously through her as she describes what it’s like to take a bigfoot dump and wipe yourself with a rabbit who was running by.
https://youtu.be/v1TVbQ_JWlM