This UFO Abduction Bigfoot T Shirt shows Bigfoot getting sucked up into a UFO. Or does it? I think they are dropping this sasquatch off. What the shizz? You UFOs just think you can dump your creatures here anytime you want? This planet isn’t some Bigfoot daycare center. You can’t just drop your hairy brats off without even parking, leave them here for like 3 weeks and then pick them up after your big party of Alpha Centauri, still half drunk and smelling like alien sex and Martian Margaritas.
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Guy Shows Off Bigfoot Head Frozen Since 1953
This guy claims that his father killed a Bigfoot back in 1953 and then chopped up the body in order to bring it home and freeze it. Sounds legit. In the beginning of 2017 this same guy showed the world a massive foot that allegedly came from the creature. This Bigfoot head weighs around 120 pounds. Apparently it will be put on display at a Bigfoot museum and theme park that he hopes to build. Looks pretty impressive for being in a freezer for 60 plus years.
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Encyclopedia Mythologica: Dragons and Monsters Pop-Up Book
I love me some mythological monsters. Purely platonic of course. It’s not like some sexy female Sasquatch is meeting me in some seedy back alley and we do the nasty. Not recently anyway. Back to the point. The Encyclopedia Mythologica: Dragons and Monsters Pop-Up Book is full of mythical creatures. I’m talking Medusa, vampires, kraken, Bigfoot and more. Sweet!
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Cryptids of North America Map Art Print
This Cryptids of North America Map Art Print will show you where you can find all of those crazy cryptids. And for all of you out there who claim they don’t exist, well they think the same thing about you. How would they even know you exist since they would never see you in your unnatural Facebook, Twitter, office and grocery store habitats? Exactly!
Weird Creature Caught on Tape
Check out this Weird Creature Caught on Tape. Well, not tape. video. I don’t mean it was trapped in a big scotch tape trap either. Man, this thing is freaky. Watch the whole video. Could be a grey bigfoot or an alien. It looks very gargoyle like. I thought it might be my ex-wife at first, but I checked and she has an alibi. Also, this thing didn’t enter the dude’s home and nag the guy about taking his shoes off inside, so nope, not her. It kind of moves like an ape. I’m gonna say it’s a trans-dimensional being.
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