Brain food! Yay! These Rice Krispie Brains Treats look delicious. Snap, crackle, pop that brain in my mouth. Mmmmmm tasty neurons. If I crave these brains does that make me a zombie. I don’t even care. I just need more. Etsy seller CrazyBrainChocolate sells all kinds of different versions of edible brains. Some have PB and J inside, some rice krispies, chocolate, three musketeers. These people fill brains with everything. I guess that makes them like teachers and this is why I salute teachers. They always provide the best snacks. Over 5 thousand brains sold and counting!
Tag: bizarre
Guy Is Hit By Coffin and Dies At ‘Buried Alive’ Haunted House
The irony! The haunted house ride in Hong Kong promises visitors they will “experience being buried alive alone, before fighting their way out of their dark and eerie grave”. Turns out that is so true! A man died after he was hit by a mechanical coffin as he walked through the haunted house attraction. He was found unconscious five minutes after entering the Buried Alive ride at Ocean Park, in Hong Kong. Apparently, he wandered into a maintenance area, where you can apparently die because coffins are zipping around.
In Hong Kong, they don’t mess around. They not only kill ya, they supply the coffin.
via Mirror
Human Skull Torch
When you are treasure hunting in a cave and your only torch runs out, what do you do? Easy, just whack your partner on the head, decapitate him and use his skull as a Human Skull Torch. Pretty nasty and icky. I think I’ll just bring an extra fleshlight. I mean flashlight. I meant to say flashlight. It means nothing. They just sound the same that’s all.
Call the Mothman Ouija Spirit Board – Call Him Now
When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? MOTHMAN! This Call the Mothman Ouija Spirit Board is like a phone that can call Mothman at any time. Call anytime you want, any time of day. He will pick up. Whether you just want to trade recipes, talk gossip about your friends at work, or share beauty tips. Mothman is there baby! Your spirit communication BFF.
Hey Moth.
Hey girl!
How you doin’ boo?
I aight!
Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress – Here Comes The Bride
This Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress is confusing. If zombies eat brains and mermaids are essentially fish, and fish is brain food, what is she after? My money! Gotta be my money. Boy did she crawl up the wrong beach! Kinda sexy though. Can a mermaid even walk down the aisle? Or down the isle even? And how’d she find herself posing between all those wine barrels. She’s probably gonna uncork them all and keep herself wet. Take a swim and a drink at the same time.