So this exists. An iPhone Umbilical Cord. It helps you stay connected. Get it? Yeah, it’s pretty gross. Great, now I have to play Pokemon Go for two. This thing is like a leech. It would probably suck up all my calcium and minerals, and give it to my iPhone baby. Check out the video to see how creepy and gross this thing really is. It looks like a snake trying to swallow an iPhone. It also looks like an iPhone trying to use a fleshlight. Not sure which. You see what Apple wants for all of us?
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Crazy Robotic Talking Monkey
What in the seven levels of simian hell? This Big Gulp sized hit of nightmare juice is a Robotic Talking Monkey. It has basically become self-aware and is now fully insane. Don’t believe me? Check out the video below. I have no idea what the hell it’s even saying. I only know that I want to run away screaming. And I did. But I came back to the computer for you guys. It follows your movement, the eyes blink and move and you can make the monkey say or sing whoever you want apparently.
Just use your audio, computer, iPhone, iPod or whatever, for the audio input. The monkey has sensors that wake up and will follow your movements.
I think it’s time to shock the monkey. Hey hey…
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Not So Happy Meal – Apocalyptic McDonald’s Art
Get ready for a depressing meal people. This Apocalyptic McDonald’s Art is from Jake and Dinos Chapman. ba da bop ba ba I’m lovin’ it. Is Ronald the savior or the enemy here? I have no idea. But I do know that this is what happens to the world when you eat too many Big Macs. Ronald is stomping those zombies WWE style. Is that right? Is it WWF? I have no idea, cuz I don’t watch half naked and sweaty men rolling around on a “wrestling” mat together. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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Taxidermy Turkey Feet Bookends
Oh, now I know who’s been running away with my books. I should never have bought those Taxidermy Turkey Feet Bookends. I think I just saw them running in the other room with all my good books between them. Get back here you jerky turkey! This is why I have chicken wire around the house, to stop exactly this sort of thing.
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Spaghetti Eating Spaceman
You spacey cretin! Damn you Spaghetti Eating Spaceman! How dare you come to my planet and eat all of the spaghetti. How dare you sir! Stop slurping spaghetti while I yell at you. Stick to the pipe cleaners on your home planet!
But seriously… I see it’s bring your child to work day on Etsy once again. Kids do the darnedest things. Bless.