This Creepy Gothic Crow Doll is caw caw cool. I’m gonna name it Alistair Crow-ly cuz he/she looks like an evil magician type.Then I’m gonna take more black and white pictures of him/her. Do you know that the bird is the word? Bird bird bird, bird is the word!
Tag: bizarre
Batman and Superman Drawn As Living Nightmares
Saggy Town sells these freakish and demented artworks that show characters like Batman and Superman all messed up and grotesque. *Singing in a robot voice* Won’t you take me too…Saggy Town? Won’t you take me to Saggy Town? do do do do do – do do do do do! Hell, if you wanna go to saggy town you better try over the river and through the woods, to my grandmother’s house you go. That’s Saggy Town. Trust me, it’s like two lemons hanging at her belt. Her home is also Funky Town due to the old people smell.
Anyway, click through for Batman and Supes inhabiting the same body and being generally fugly.
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Lighting Most Fowl – Dancing Chicken Lamp
What poultry offering do I have for you this time? How about a Dancing Chicken Lamp? Does it do the hustle? The Charleston? The Elaine from Seinfeld? I have no idea.
All I know is that this chicken has paid it’s Per-Dues and is ready to dance the night away. So crank up the volume and play some funky nuggets and some free range beats. This lamp is feather-pluckin’ insane son!
Toad Horror Art Doll is Both Toady and Grody
Hey toady. You grody. To the max! This Toad Horror Art Doll is what happens when you think you’re a princess kissing a frog, but really you’re kissing a nasty toad. Hate when that happens. Look at that face honey child! I done toad you it was fugly. That tadpole turned a tad ugly. At least she’s all dressed up to meet a nice young man. Even though she never will. You can’t win if you don’t play.
Speaking of which, these scratch off tickets really suck. I’m almost at the end of this brick of 500 and I’m still broker than an ugly toad girl. I’m playing! I should win! WTF universe! WTF!? I don’t want to be writing this blog forever and looking at Princess Toadstool over here! She looks like toad stool alright!
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Wacky Taxidermy – What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger
Do you even lift bro? That’s what I thought. Me? I brought some serious heat to this gun show. Okay, my arm muscles are like one of those tiny lady-guns they put in their stockings, but still, I showed up and flexed for yall, so that counts for something. Anyway, this is a $334.72 taxidermy scene that depicts two mouse bros working out and gettin’ them gains!
Yeah, I’ve thought about making one like this, but all the mice in my traps just look like the weights dropped down and pinned them by the neck, so…
Look at the mouse just bench pressing, while the other one thinks it’s a trap. Nice one Planet Zitness!