Oktoberfest Skeleton Gnomes

Oktoberfest Skeleton Gnomes
Make everyday Oktoberfest with these Oktoberfest Skeleton Gnomes in your garden. No one knows how to party like Oktoberfest Skeleton Gnomes. This pair may look cool and decomposed, but they turn it up to 11.

They raise their frothy mugs year round and look like they are about to fling some choice curse words at your neighbors. With these guys the party may be dead, but it goes on forever.

Combat Garden Gnomes

combat garden gnomesThese Combat garden gnomes will mess up your day. They are armed, deadly, and full of attitude. Etsy seller thorssoli has several styles to choose from. You can buy a bunch and assemble your gnome army. Each one of these little killing machines will cost you between $76-$96.

There’s a heavy machine gunner, a minesweeper, a mortar launching gnome and many more. Let some jerk even try to trample your garden. They are in for a world of hurt.

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Oh Gnome They Didn’t: Superhero Gnomes

gnomesEveryone knows that red hatted Gnomes are up to no good. They might scare critters away from your garden, but you know they get up to all kinds of mischief when you aren’t looking. Your garden needs some Superhero power.

For $74.99 on Etsy, you can get a Bat Gnome, Super Gnome and Captain Gnomerica. These guys will protect your garden from everything and they will beat those red hatted gnome types into the dirt.