It’s never too early to shop for creepy ornaments for your Christmas Tree. These Hand Painted Universal Monster Ornaments will have you doing the Monster Mash. All of your favorites are here. Even the Invisible Man. Do you see him? No you don’t. He’s invisible. Merry Christmas everybody and to all a happy new year. Yay. It’s Christmas all year round here. Get you some monsters on ya tree son! I don’t care if it’s April.
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Wreck The Halls – Moose Poop Christmas Ornaments
These Moose Poop Christmas Ornaments are not just moose turds that you fling at your tree. They are highly polished pieces of poop attached to various brass and other backgrounds. I was always told that you can’t polish a turd, but I guess Etsy seller sharkman123 has found a way. I especially like the one that is a butterfly carrying a big shiny steamer as if it’s going from one butt to another, pollinating poop. You don’t see that everyday. More like Butt-erfly. Am I right? Except this kind evolves from a scat-erpiller. And that’s the straight poop!
Merry s**ts-mas everyone.
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Nightmare Monster Doll Christmas Ornaments
“These Nightmare Monster Doll Christmas Ornaments scared the balls off of me.”
-My Christmas tree 2016
Looking for some nightmare fuel to keep the yule log burning all winter long? You’ve found it. These monstrous mutations from LaFemmePetit will scare the ever lovin’ pine needles off your tree and make the holidays horror-filled.
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Christmas Ornaments Set For An Instant Creepy Christmas Tree
I don’t know about you, but my Christmas Tree needs more Cthulhu, Krampus and Zombie ornaments. Good thing this Christmas Ornaments Set For An Instant Creepy Christmas Tree gives you everything you need to have an instant scary tree. You have Cthulhu, Krampus, some skulls, more Cthulhu, more skulls. It’s as if a portal of evil has erupted from under the tree and did all of the decorating for you.
Oh Christmas tree,
Oh Christmas tree.
You scare my until I peeeeee!
Santa is in for a real surprise when he gets to your house!
The Silent Scream Holiday Ornament Set
This Silent Scream Holiday Ornament Set is gonna look great on your tree. These ornaments all look like, “OHHHHHH MYYYYY GAWDDDDD! IT’S SANTA!” Yeah, these ornaments are a real scream. They’re based on a famous work of art by artist Edvard Munch, which is also a scream. I like how she holds her face up, getting the most out of that shriek. It is a she right? I have no idea. To me paintings are just still cartoons.
Anyway, these ornaments are a silent scream, so they won’t make a lot of noise, despite how excited they look.