Three Alien Wisemen Christmas Ornament Set

Three Alien Wisemen Christmas Ornament Set
You know how the pyramids were built by aliens? Well they also visited baby Jeebus and came bearing gifts. All around the world, people celebrate the three alien wisemen who arrived that day to see the boy king of kings and now you can celebrate this trio in your own home by displaying the Three Alien Wisemen Christmas Ornament Set.

You get Grog’nok, Pilch’nark and Gil’mek all carrying the ceremonial stars to give to baby Jeebus as a gift. One by one they approached the manger and gave the gift, and in doing so, exposed their nakedness to everyone in the manger. It is the alien way. Bring only enough to cover yourself and then run back to the spacecraft.

And so we celebrate and we remember with these special keepsakes.
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Dinosaur and Jesus Christmas Ornament

Dinosaur and Jesus Christmas Ornament
It’s never too early to start planning your Christmas tree. This year I’m gonna let a dinosaur and Jesus duke it out with this Dinosaur and Jesus Christmas Ornament set. It’s the fight of the millennium. The ultimate smackdown. It’s dino vs deity! The Jurassic vs the Jesus! Who am I kidding? It lasts about 3 seconds and ends with Jesus hurling a meteor. He learned that trick from his dad. That’s dinosaur pest control in action.

Zombie Brain Christmas Ornaments With Spinal Cords

Zombie Brain Christmas Ornaments With Spinal Cords
Brains! Brains! Brains! Wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, I need some head-flesh. Some Zombie Brain Christmas Ornaments for my Christmas tree. If you know a zombie who celebrates Xmas, these ornaments are for them. They can just pick them off the tree and eat them like candy. Which isn’t recommended for mere humans.

They won’t make your tree any smarter. If anything, decorating your tree with these during the winter months will lead to brain freeze. See what I did there?
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Bigfoot Christmas Ornaments

bigfoot ornament
Have a Bigfoot sighting on your Christmas tree. Without hitting the alcohol I mean. You can get these Bigfoot Christmas Ornaments singly or as a 3 pack. Ohh la la. Menage-a-squatch.

Jingle Bells,
Yeti smells,
Sasquatch laid an egg…

Actually that was me. Sorry about that. Eggnog gives me gas.

Christmas Ornaments For Your Beard

beard christmas ornaments
That No Shave November really paid off. Now it’s December and I have a huge ZZ Top beard that smells like Doritos which small birds like to nest in. Imma decorate this whisker bush for Christmas thanks to Beard Baubles!

Anyone know where I can get a star for the top of my head? I’m looking for something that will turn me into a festive Manicorn. I might string some lights around those ornaments too and get a necklace full of presents.