What do the elves get up to after a long day in Santa’s sweatshop? This. Whatever this is. This elf couple loves each other very very much, so based on what I was taught at a young age… They’re gonna do the Elf hokey Pokey and turn themselves around. Cause that’s what it’s all about. And I’m pretty sure it involves a pound of glittery lube and a vibrating candy cane. But that’s just a guess. Does this video of elf tenderness from Pusch Art make you feel weird too? No? Just me. K.
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Black Krampus Bell Candle
This Black Krampus Bell Candle is a classy way to decorate your home for the holidays while letting a little Krampus into your life. It’s shaped like an antique sleigh bell. Classy AF. Now its lit in here. That’s what the kids say. Maybe Krampus will show up and steal your kids, putting them in a sack. You never know. You aren’t ready for Christmas until you have one of these lit in honor of the Krampus man.
Krampus Nightmare Elf For Your Shelf
We have all heard of Elf on a Shelf, and if you are over the age of 10 you probably wanted to do bodily harm to the little, happy weirdo with the creepy smile. After all, he brings sheer torture to adults, at the same time that he spreads holiday cheer to children across the globe. Supposedly. The creators of Krampus on the Counter obviously despised the cheerful elf when they created their demonic version.
Krampus definitely brings the holiday creep, with his head being a weird combination of a troll and the President of the KISS fan club. His body is bizarrely the same exact size of the Elf on a Shelf; a little too exact for our discomfort. *shudders*
Nightmare Before Christmas 25th Anniversary Monopoly
Monopoly, to its ardent fans, is the best thing ever. Then we have the collectors of cool board games and, then there are the Tim Burton fans. Where those three collide, Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas 25th Anniversary Monopoly is born. Boom! What’s this? What’s this? The in-game tokens are modeled after the film’s characters and iconic symbols. The board game takes you through destinations such as Jack’s Tower, Sally’s Alley, and Dr. Finkelstein’s Laboratory. You also get to own some of these destinations if you earn enough Monopoly Money. It’s like re-living the movie, only you are part of it.
Funko Krampus Pops – Not In Your Grocer’s Freezer
Tis the time of year for Krampus, which means that it’s also the time of year for Funko Krampus Pops. Sounds like frozen treats endorsed by the K man, but no, Krampus Pops are cool Pop Vinyl figures of the K man. I call him that cuz of his Ketamine addiction in the 90s. It’s cool, I can talk about it. We tight like that. Anyway, these cool figures come on several varieties and all have the Christmas spirit as only the Kramp-Man can deliver.