Holy molars! I just hope this Snail Shell With Molars leaves a toothpaste snail trail, otherwise, he’s gonna have some cavities. I name him CREST-Cargot! This dude is a little gummier than I expected. They look healthy though. Way to go SLUGger. The real question is when he leaves his shell, does he take his teeth or leave them? Snails… Nature’s slimy dentures.
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Mythical Creatures Skeleton ID Chart
This chart doesn’t make you a medical doctor, but it gets you close. Close enough to be a cryptid vet! Study hard and you can become a doctor for mythical creatures. This Mythical Creatures Skeleton ID Chart is perfect for Halloween and your year-round vet practice. It’s handmade from premium matte photo paper and measures 12 inches wide by 18 inches tall. I gotta go. They just brought in a baby chupacabra who needs my help stat!
Solar-Powered Werewolf Statue
The Full moon brings with it savage creatures that are up to no good. Yes, the creatures I am referring to are werewolves. Not me. No, really, I have an alibi. So what if I woke up with no clothes with a chicken carcass nearby. This Solar-Powered Werewolf Statue is awesome. During the day, it charges up and at night the eyes light up a deep red. Imagine walking on the street at night and encountering a red-eyed monster standing motionless as if ready to pounce and tear you to pieces. I don’t know about you but I would pee myself a little. More than usual I mean. Don’t judge.
If you love some werewolf action, you’ll love this statue.
Scary Chupacabra Corpse Sculpture
People love monster stories. Any decent story told involves a monster. Just ask my ex-wife. There are reports of chupacabra sightings in the Americas and eerie stories of body part trails left behind by these blood-sucking creatures. But we have never discovered a Chupacabra corpse. Until now…
Imagine having a Chupacabra corpse lying around the house. The corpse is so well sculpted out of paper pulp clay, paper mache, and polymer clay, no one will fail to believe that you actually met and killed a Chupacabra. With professional mask hair, acrylic hair and good craftsmanship, it is so realistic it will scare you at night.
The Magnificent Mothman Print
The legend of the Mothman is alive and well and native to West Virginia. It is well documented and there’s even a book titled The Mothman Prophecies. Read it! This strange creature of the dark is nicely captured in this 11 by 17 print, complete with descriptions of the creature’s mannerisms and attributes. We can’t be sure if the Mothman actually existed but we know that the creature is intriguing. This Mothman Print has a great vintage look and is quite minimalistic and eerie. It is a worthy addition to your creepy cryptid collection.