Damn, this Dark Ruler of the Underworld Skull Throne Chair is full of bones and skulls, including a skull that would be right at your back. No way I’m letting this guy take a bite out of me while I’m just lounging around ruling a kingdom. It’s perfect for Halloween, your illuminati events, or anyone evil who is trying to take over the world.
Tag: creepy
Women’s Spiderweb Bat Flap Jacket
This is a good look for all of you Black Widows. I know that you want to kill the dudes that you mate with, and I’ve resisted so far, but you in this Women’s Spiderweb Bat Flap Jacket is making it very very tempting. I’m gettin’ all caught up in your web is what I’m sayin’. Am I a fly? Did you put me in a cocoon? I only ask cuz I really want you to unzip my fly! Whoa, things are gettin’ hot up in here. Gotta go take a cold shower. You can find the matching skirt here.
Ghost Girl Photographed at the Stanley Hotel
A family visiting a haunted hotel in Colorado think that they photographed the ghost of a little girl standing on a staircase. It sure looks like a ghost to me. This image was taken during a ‘spirit tour’ at the Stanley Hotel. You may know that name cuz it was the inspiration for Stephen King’s The Shining. Anyway, they looked at their photos later and found the ghost.
But that ghost isn’t the only odd thing in this photo. Is that woman on the right going to have a bath? She’s got her towel on her arm like”Hot damn, I’m gonna take a bath in this haunted biatch!” Also, look at the blurry guy on the top of the stairs. Where are his legs and feet? Kinda looks naked.
via HP
So Sexy – Nostril Hair Extensions
If you think there’s nothing sexier than eyelash extensions, and they make your heart go all pitter-patter, get ready for the sexiest hair extensions ever. Of the nostril variety. Oh baby! Those nostril hair extensions are getting me all weak in the knees. At least, until the inevitable booger makes it way into those nose-lashes, or a spider makes it’s web in there.
Seriously, that’s enough humans. You’re drunk, de-evolve!
via someecards
Headshot – Suicidal Zombie Drinking Mug
This Headshot Zombie Drinking Mug is the perfect addition to your kitchen or bar. Hey Zombie, you’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to point the gun and fire, not shove the whole damn gun in your head. Go home, you’re drunk… Out of… This mug is built tough as the undead with a stainless steel rim and a willingness to end it all anyway he can.