Hey what time is it? Time to get a watch! Haha, very funny. No, it’s time to get one of these cool Leather Skull Watch Bands, so your watch can look all badass and gothic. You can choose from different colors and sizes, but all have those awesome skulls. I feel more badass already. Leather makes you look tough and so do skulls, however my current Mickey Mouse watch does NOT look tough. This look may not work for me.
Tag: creepy
Dracula Tissue Box Cover
Have you been bitten by a Vampire? If so, dry your tears on some tissues from this Dracula Tissue Box Cover. You know what they say.Once bitten twice shy. What the hell does that even mean? That I’m gonna be bashful if another Vampire bites me? Hell no. I’m a little tease. I’m gonna be all batting my eyelashes and flirting. Then when he’s distracted, I’m gonna bite him instead and turn him human, cuz that’ll work. Then when he is holding his neck and saying, “Ow! What the-” I’m gonna knee him in the nuts and run.
Classic Songs as Stephen King Horror Novel Covers
Stephen King’s Stranger Love Songs is a new project created by Brazilian artist Butcher Billy. The titles of classic love and heartbreak songs are mixed with the style of Stephen King horror novel covers. Prints and t-shirts are available here. Meh. I’ll wait for the movies. Seriously though, I bet Stephen King writes each one of these. In a month. Dude is prolific.
Chupacabra Cookie Cutter
I don’t know about you, but I like to leave some cookies out on the porch for the Chupacabra, along with a glass of milk. No, wait- That’s Santa. Nevermind. I like to run away from the Chupacabra in fear, screaming like a little girl, while pointing my smartphone over my shoulder and trying to snap a pic. When I review the evidence later, I often find that it was just the neighbor’s chihuahua, which is just as scary. Once it was a field mouse. I’m not good with nature. Anyway, this Chupacabra Cookie Cutter allows you to bake and fill your tummy with sugary goat-suckers! De-lish!
Monkey Skull Bag
I know you’re gonna go ape over this cool Monkey Skull Bag. Monkey see, monkey do, monkey hold all your stuff in it’s head. Quit monkeying around. Carry this one all of the time and call it Kong. Or don’t, I don’t care. That’s between you and your monkey, that’s what I say. Until somebody walks in unannounced, then it’s between you, your monkey and most likely your mom. Embarrassing.