Humans aren’t the only ones that fear clowns. Badgers and hedgehogs fear clowns too, but that’s beside the point. Bears also rightly fear clowns. The fear of clowns denotes a highly evolved animal, cuz to not fear the clown is stupid and dangerous. Anywho, recently, Larry Ogle of Salem, Virginia attached a creepy motion activated clown to his garbage can outside and it sent a trash stealing bear running away in terror when the evil laughing clown alarm went off.
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Tag: doll
Alien Xenomorph Plush Toy
Awww. Look at the cute little Alien Xenomorph Plush Toy. Sit. Good boy. Roll over! Good job. Play dead! Why aren’t you doing anything? *Attacks my face.* ARGHHHHHHH! Get off me! Get off me! Fine, I’ll play dead. Damn! Surely this smiling and soft little Xenomorph wouldn’t hurt anyone. Well, aside from what’s left of my face. Seriously, it’s all good. Take this guy off my hands. Please? I have to sleep with one eye open. C’mon guys. Somebody take him. Didn’t even leave enough face for a Facehugger!
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Custom Twin Peaks Laura Palmer Corpse Doll
It is happening again. This Custom Twin Peaks Laura Palmer Corpse Doll doesn’t really help me solve the mystery of who killed Laura Palmer. I think it was a midget who talks backwards, dances and loves donuts as well as a damn good cup of coffee. Anyway, this seller has several version of Laura Palmer wrapped up and dead. I emailed them to ask some questions and all they told me was that the gum I liked was going to come back in style. I’m psyched.
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Nightmare Doll Head Orchid Planter
What the hell is growing out of that doll head? This Nightmare Doll Head Orchid Planter looks like it has a parasitic infection that is out of control. Probably possessing it and trying to take over the world. That is nasty! No wonder I like it. Just plant your plants in this thing and watch the roots grow out of its ever-loving head. Looks like a demented clown baby.
Nightmare Decor – Creepy Doll Head Pillow
Hey there doll face. You’re freaking me out. This Doll Head Pillow is just a big old head. Of a doll. It looks surprised. It should. I would look that way too if someone was watching HBO and eating pizza, then farted on me while lifting a cheek. Just sayin’. There ain’t nothing creepier than dolls. Except big old doll heads on your couch.
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