This Posable Crocodile Doll is creepy and awesome. I’m thinking about getting it so I have a buddy that I can do the Crocodile Rock with and we can shed crocodile tears together as we bitch about what a crock it all is. Is it a baby? An adult? I have no idea, but it looks hungry. He needs some Crocks for his feet. That seems appropriate. Anyway, later alligators, after while crocodiles. I can’t look at it anymore.
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Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Doll Head Ring
This Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Doll Head Ring is a doll head made into a ring. I think Eric Clapton said it best:
Lay down Sally,
Gonna drill right through your head.
Don’t you think you want someone to wear you?
Pretty sure he said that. I bet he’s saying that now. I heard he reads this blog and sings songs about all of the creepy cool stuff I show you. You Eric, how about some concert tickets. I don’t want to go. Just wanna scalp them like this doll head.
Minty Poop Crochet Decorations
Oh yeah. Minty Poop happens to me all of the time. Sometimes from Wintergreen lifesavers, Peppermint Patties, Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies. Minty poop is so refreshing. It’s like a minty effervescent ice cube coming out your butt. It’s the only poop that freshens the bathroom for you. And the colors. So pretty. Like minty poopy soft serve with faces.
Felted Bunny Fetus
So….we need to talk about the elephant in the room. And by that I mean this Felted Bunny Fetus. I’m not sure if they ripped it from it’s felted mother or what, but I don’t like it. I think it will give me nightmares. Daymares too. Which are nightmares that come during the day on horses and are twice as bad. Kudos to the maker though. I’ve never seen such quality bunny fetus veins and that is one quality umbilical cord. You make a mean fetus. But not so mean that it’s cursing and belittling me, which I appreciate.
Krampus Talking Doll Is Gift Giving Terror
This Krampus Talking Doll is 7 inches of terror and I’m not being dirty. That’s just how tall he is. He is the anti-Santa and he has come to steal the souls of the naughty boys and girls. Give this doll to someone you love this Christmas and watch their horrified face, because he talks. And when he talks you will feel a shiver up your spine. Don’t believe me? Check out the video below. He says, “I am Krampus! The naughty souls are mine!” Watch the recipient drop the doll and run away when they hear that.