D And D Critical Hit: Demon And Dinosaur Fetuses

demon and dinosaur fetusesThe Ebay seller doesn’t say, but it seems like this pair shared the same womb. Probably had an epic smackdown in there too, here it was all Dino vs. Demon, where demon wing slaps got deflected by a dino tail and they clawed at each other like pansies, until they both fell asleep crying.
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Tabatha The Terror Doll Sets Off EMF Detector

haunted dollThis creepy doll comes from the collection of Ebay seller Animaltalk 2012.The seller says that her family isn’t happy about her large collection of haunted dolls, so she has decided to find new homes for them on Ebay. This particular doll has very high EMF readings, which the seller shows proof of in photos and also in a very creepy video. The seller states, “That it is very important if you claim that your dolls are haunted (or have energy levels) that you are able to show it, so you can see what exactly you are purchasing.” Read more “Tabatha The Terror Doll Sets Off EMF Detector”

The Bone Phone: Can You Hear Me (Creaking) Now?

bone phoneThis creepy bone phone from Ebay belongs in a chiropractor’s office. *alien voice* E.T…bone…home… Sing it with me folks:

With the leg bone connected
to the knee bone,
and the knee bone connected
to the thigh bone,
and the thigh bone connected
to…..AT&T.
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More Proof That Nicholas Cage Is A Vampire

nicholas cage is a vampireYet another Victorian era photo of a man, who eerily resembles famous actor, Nicholas Cage has surfaced on Ebay, adding further proof to the whole “Nicholas Cage is a vampire” myth. If you’re not familiar with this internet legend, here’s the story- In 2011, a similar Victorian era photo of a man who appeared to be Nick cage surfaced on Ebay. The seller claimed that it was definitely an old photo of Mr. Cage and that he is an immortal, who never appears to age and has lived through many eras. Read more “More Proof That Nicholas Cage Is A Vampire”

Disturbing Multi-Face Schizo Doll

creepy dollLooks like this little creeper, from Ebay seller Uniquefindsnmore, is bursting at the seams, with all sorts of dark emotions…and has a creepy face to go with each one. How do things like this even get made in the first place? What was the company that made it even thinking? Did Mattel have some crazy designers working for them in the 70s, who got their jollies, scaring the living daylights out of little children? This is not a nice doll! Somehow, I doubt it made it onto many little girls holiday wish lists, unless they were a warped and twisted Wednesday Adams type of a girl, who wanted the doll for playing torture games with…then the many crazy faces this doll makes would make sense.
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