TerrorThreadsOnEtsy wants to cover you in well, terror threads. You see, they hand weave each thread and infuse it with terror before turning them into awesome shirts, dresses and hoodies that have some great horror images. How do they terrorize their threads? They play Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift in the warehouse 24/7. That makes horror hoodies. Terror tees. And much more. It also makes the workers violently ill unless they wear earplugs, but they do it all for you. A few hoodies are featured below, but check out their store to check it all out.
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Zombie Cameo Barrette – The Accessorizing Dead
The Zombie Cameo Barrette is a stylish undead corpse for your hair. He doesn’t look happy about it either. I was wondering earlier if zombies went number 2. Aka took a crap. Then I realized that this is all they do. They crap their pants, they crap their skin off, sometimes their jaw takes a crap and falls right off. So zombies are the crappiest. They are basically nature’s ex-lax. This barrette is going to look great in your hair girls. No, I don’t mean that someone ex-laxed all over your hair. I’m just not good with words. That’s why I said crap like ten times here. I’m crap with words.
Horror B Movie Wine Charms
These Horror B Movie Wine Charms will let you know whose drink is whose. Or is it who’s drink is who’s? Stupid english language. Hey, you’re drinking my drink. Mine was The Blob! Oh, sorry. That explains why it’s filled with Jello. Yeah. Don’t even go near The Attack Of The Giant Leeches drink. That’s just nasty.
Never let them put their lips on your drink again. Germs are the true horror movie. Min your drink, otherwise you will be starring in Attack of the Burning Herpes.
Dragon Eye Pendants
It’s the… Eye of the dragon. It’s the thrill of the fight. Rising up to the challenge of our rival.And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night. And… he’s… watching us all… with the eyeeeeeeeee…. of the dragon! Love that song. These sweet Dragon Eye Pendants from CharlieMorgon are watching you and watching me. There’s no telling what they see. Although masturbation is a high probability. Just sayin’. All I’m sayin’ is maybe put some black tape over the eye before you do the deed, just like you would with your webcam. It’s just good advice.
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Brass Hellcat Necklace
This Brass Hellcat Necklace is gonna raise all kinds of hell. It’s gonna scratch your furniture up, knock your drink off the table, sneak some catnip and get all fuzzed up, then lay down for 5 hours and start again. Wait, that’s my cat. No, this necklace is just an awesome piece of jewelry that looks ferocious and badass. Here kitty kitty. Stop biting me. Are you getting drunk on my blood again? Bad kitty! Sorry. Again, that was my cat.
Meowzers that is one cool cat. I’d scratch it’s belly if it had one, which is probably a good thing cuz it would just kick at me with it’s paws and rip my hand to shreds. This necklace is so good it will make you catatonic. Which would be a catas-trophy. Which isn’t the good kind of trophy.