Cool. An Alien Fused Glass Night Light. Is it just me or does that mustache make him look like the other kind of alien? The illegal kind? What? Just asking. My plan is to use this in my bedroom, so that when the real aliens come, they’ll see this and think they are the ones getting abducted. Or maybe they’ll just think that one of them is here already and move on. If I see this go down, I’ll throw my voice from the bed and say, “You essay. I got dis. Step off!”
Tag: etsy
Horror Villains Security Blanket Dolls
Hey, why not? Give your baby these Horror Villains Security Blanket Dolls. That way they can feel nice and secure… Around killers! You should never feel safe and secure around killers. Although they do look soft and cuddly… NO! I will not be drawn in to your- I do feel safer with my blankie. I can’t deny that. Sure, I’ll give these a try. But I might get some weird looks while I’m out in public clutching all of these guys to my chest. Have a look at the shop and see the rest of them.
Oh Hell No: Body Parts Sewn Together Clothing Line
Ed Gein. Remember that name. He is going to be big in the serial killer inspired fashion world. This Body Parts clothing line from Etsy shop KaylaArenafx was inspired by the dude. I ain’t looking him up though. Too scared. Apparently the guy made stuff for reals. Freaky. I prefer it when my clothing doesn’t look back at me. Or have ears.
via Geekologie
Steampunk Skull Jewelry Box
I need another skull decoration around here like I need a sword in the head. But I do need a Steampunk Skull Jewelry Box with a sword in the head. Everyone come to my house. The first person to pull the sword from the skull shall be king. Oh hell, that came away really easy. Oh well. Feel free to rule over my entire kingdom. *Looks around at my filthy hovel.* Hey, where’d ya go? Fine, I’ll continue being king, but I’m going to war with all of you.
Universal Monsters Coffin Coasters
Put some whiskey on the wolfman. These Universal Monsters Coffin Coasters will protect your furniture from your drinks. Cuz your drinks are monsters to your furniture. These coasters feature wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster and the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Put your drink on the coffin, then take off your hat and say a little prayer. May it rest in peace. Amen. Now may it rest in my belly.