TerrorThreadsOnEtsy wants to cover you in well, terror threads. You see, they hand weave each thread and infuse it with terror before turning them into awesome shirts, dresses and hoodies that have some great horror images. How do they terrorize their threads? They play Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift in the warehouse 24/7. That makes horror hoodies. Terror tees. And much more. It also makes the workers violently ill unless they wear earplugs, but they do it all for you. A few hoodies are featured below, but check out their store to check it all out.
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Giant Inflatable Furry Black Cat
Mouse problem in your yard. Go for a nuclear solution and get this massive 8 foot inflatable cat. You will never see a mouse again! In fact, this giant cat will keep everything away from your yard. Maybe even trick or treaters. And that means more candy for you. I usually buy a bag of Reese’s peanut butter cups and a bag of old lady candy. I keep the former for myself and give the latter out to all of the little ghouls and fools.
Haha. Suckers. Get the good stuff when you’re old enough to buy it yourself! That’s probably why the side of my house looks like a runny omelet and why my tree looks like a toilet paper dispenser from hell. It’s like the friggin’ Purge around here by like 8 o’clock.
Anyway, this giant and ferocious cat has a furry plush coat, glowing eyes, and an animated head that turns to look around. Get the furry version or a non-furry version. Video below.
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Evil Teddy Bear Stuffed With The Souls Of Young Children
Creepy things have been afoot for band-mom62 on Ebay. The root of her problems? This nasty demented bear who feeds on pregnant women. And no, for once I’m not talking about myself. Although I don’t mind if they are preggers. Just more cushion… Anyway…
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