Day of the Dead? More like day of the diva! Cuz you gonna look so awesome in this Day of The Dead Skull Scarf girl! Do you like it? Of corpse you do. No bones about it, you better call the coroner, cuz that is one killer scarf. Lock it up and charge it with murder. Have a trial. Then watch it plead guilty.
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Kraken Tentacle Mug
Grab a tentacle and raise a toast- No, not that toast! You’re dripping butter all over the place! Raise your glass man! To the amazing Kraken Tentacle Mug! What? No. No, I’m not saying there’s a crack in the mug. I’m saying it’s a Kraken mug. Are you drunk already? I’m just saying the is cool, okay? Damn, I’m trying to write a blog post here.
That reminds me, why do they call them tentacles when they don’t have small tents on the end? If you trust the English language Octopi should occupy the center of a camping site and spread their tentacles out so campers have a place to sleep.
Dimensional Portals With Tentacles
Hang these Dimensional Portals With Tentacles from Etsy seller Shaunography on your wall so you can distract yourself from the real tentacle-filled portals opening up behind you. Seems like a good idea to me. Just put them all around your house so it looks like a massive attack from another dimension. That way if a real portal does open up, it will close again, cuz they will think their tentacled buddies have your place taken care of.
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Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace
Take a trip to the upside-down and wear this Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace. Despite the name, it’s not a demo of a Gorgon, but the real thing. It will sit on your chest, and might eat your face. I’m gonna wear it everytime I eat Eggo Waffles, which means I’m never taking it off. On another note, I think I have superpowers, cuz my nose starts bleeding everytime I try to use them. Either that or a brain aneurysm.
Psychedelic Blown Glass Octopus Pendant
Whoa! Far out man! This Psychedelic Blown Glass Octopus Pendant is hippy, trippy and drippy. Okay, I had trouble rhyming that last part, but it is dripping with awesome. That’s so tenta-cool! Blown glass? More like blown mind. *Makes explodey noise* I’m pretty sure this is the kind of pendant that gives you magical powers when you wear it. Maybe my hands will grow suckers and I’ll be able to shoot ink. Pew pew pew! Not gonna fight bad guys though. I think we all know why. Cuz I’m too big of an octo-puss! Maybe I can stop the great octo invasion.