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Salem Witch Trials Reproduction Wall Art

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Salem Witch Trials Reproduction Wall Art
Decorate with this Salem Witch Trials Reproduction Wall Art and creep up your castle. Witches have always been tried, long before Amber Heard. Usually, they would do stuff like tie them to a wood beam and dunk them underwater and if they don’t die, they’re a witch. If they do die, well… maybe that wasn’t a great witch detector. They would draw and quarter you, set you on fire, pull out your fingernails and generally end you. Sort of like when you disagree with others politically or about anything today.

Anyway, this cool reproduction Salem Witch Trials wall art will be perfect for your creepy castle or haunted home. It’s a great reminder to not be caught being a witch. Don’t let anyone see you using one of these witch cauldron mugs, for instance. Because if you are drinking from a cauldron in your little hamlet, you are just asking for trouble. You might as well decorate your hair with bats, cook with eye of newt and fly around on a broom. It’s okay to be a biatch, just not a wiatch if you know what I’m saying. So you need to also make sure to hide your resting witch face from others.

Tongue Earrings – You Have Good Taste…Buds

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Tongue Earrings - You Have Good Taste...Buds
Well, these Tongue Earrings will certainly lick the competition. I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen pierced ears holding something else that is pierced. I was always told that a tongue in the ear was highly inappropriate, but I guess not. It’s not exactly my taste, but… I wonder if they leave your neck all moist as they swing and sway. They will give your ears real tongue-lashing.

Anyway, yes, these tongue earrings exist, and that is just the world we are living in. What else can I even say? It leaves me flabbergasted, Positively tongue-tied. If you like this, you’ll love the Freddy Krueger Tongue Phone.

Human Face Baseball Cap – Put Your Game Face On

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Human Face Baseball Cap - Put Your Game Face On
This Human Face Baseball Cap will let you put your game face on. Literally. Perfect for those of you who are two-faced, sh*t-faced, or tell bald-faced lies. You can blame it all on the extra face on your head. Take it to the ballpark so those behind you can be creeped out and wonder who you offed and how you sewed their face on your hat. Truly one of the most terrifying chapeaus I have ever seen. Probably because it is a chap. A chap’s face, at least. When you take this human face baseball cap off, it’s a face-off. During a double-header. Get it? Awesome piece of Creep Wear.

via Technabob

Claw Bookends / Bookmarks

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Claw Bookends
These Claw Bookends are crazy. Is there a lycanthrope in the library? I don’t know what it is, but it’s on the loose, and loves books. That makes it very dangerous indeed. I watched these claws all over my books for like 3 hours straight, and when the beast didn’t come out, I cut and filed those claws. Then put some ruby red nail polish on them. Now it’s not a threat. But I’m still not reading any books until it leaves. Who am I kidding, I never read them anyway. They just make me look smart. This is why I also have these Ravens On Skulls Bookends. I look look smart but me not smart. Anyway, these Claw Bookends are aweswome.

Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular

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Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular
Damn, that’s spooky. These Miniature LED Ghost Dolls are amazing. They have that ethereal glow that only comes from the afterlife. They come in 4 different poses, and all will scare the bejesus out of you. For real. I used to be full of bejesus, and now it’s gone. Where’d my bejesus go? Maybe it went to church. It’s about time. Mom’s always bugging me about it. Well, at least part of me went. At 1:12 scale, these will be perfect for creating a haunted doll house or a cool Halloween diorama that will get all of the attention. I’m gonna put these in my haunted doll house. I mean- Not mine. My friends. I don’t play with dolls. They’re called action figures and they’re collectable!

You have to love the ghostly glow on these LED Ghost Dolls. They levitate, they sit. The cast an eerie glow that seems to steal the warmth from your body. They send chills down my spine. Oh, wait, that might just be because I’m hiding in my refrigerator. Are they gone? The wi-fi in here sucks by the way. These dolls scare me almost as much as a screaming ghost head in a box.