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Poison Herbs Hand Towels

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Poison Herbs Hand Towels

Whether you’re talking Bloodroot, Nightshade, Hemlock, Poison Ivy or Wolfsbane, poison herbs will mess you up. That’s why you can’t just go eating everything you see in the woods. I learned that lesson the hard way on a cold autumn night that involved some found mushrooms and a 12 hour war with the gnome-folk. And let me tell ya, the gnome-folk ain’t nuttin to f**k with. The whole thing was Just Plain Weird. I woke up with no clothes and a pointy hat in a very unusual place.

Luckily, I never came across any Poisonous plants like those on these Poison Herbs Hand Towels. These are great decor for you wild women and witches, or those who just love nature. They will not only look great in your home, but they will help to remind you about what these herbs look like in the wild. I wish I had had these for mushrooms. I could have avoided a lot of trouble and preparation H on that fateful night. They come in both black and white to fit in with your living space perfectly. If you like deadly nature stuff, these are the towels for you. They come as a set or individually.

Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll

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Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll
We’ve seen our share of creepy dolls, but this one takes the cake, or, eh… Let’s Them Eat Cake. This Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll is a recreation of Marie Antoinette’s fate. Made of porcelain, this piece has a fully functioning guillotine and stands 24″ high and 22″ long. It also comes with a before picture before she was marched to the guillotine. That’s pretty thoughtful. You get a bit of horror and you get a bit of history. This pairs well with the guillotine necklace and will look great displayed with your other amazingly odd items.

I don’t know what the big deal is. If some chick declares that we can all eat cake, I’m down with that. Cake is delicious and I even like some of its songs. Because it’s also a music artist right? Ain’t no reason for heads to roll. Poor Marie. I hope she got some cake as a last meal. Let’s all honor the woman who just wanted to share cake with the world with this Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll.

Skull Bubble Gumball Machine

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Skull Bubble Gum Machine
As the kids say, “Sick! Look at that drip!” You shouldn’t take candy from strangers. That’s just plain weird. And you definitely should not take candy from this Skull Bubble Gumball Machine. Um. Nope. No way. Not me. This creepy bubble gum vending machine will gladly dispense gum via that long curvy tongue. This is some great Halloween decor. It’s gruesome and full of gum, much like some city streets. Or the underside of the chair that I’m currently sitting on. Hey, I have no where else to put it. Damn. Just look at that gumball on the tip of its tongue. Look at that colorful drip design. If we ever have a zombie plague, this is what the graffiti kids are gonna look like. If that does not come to pass, I promise I’ll go paint some zombies myself, cuz this is just too cool.

I want to put this Skull Bubble Gumball Machine in my living room to scare all of my guests.

Universal Monsters Halloween Ornaments

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Universal Monsters Halloween Christmas Ornaments - Dracula, Werewolf Frankenstein
Check out the newest addition to our Creepy Cool collection. Decorate your tree with these Universal Monsters Halloween Christmas Ornaments. Who else has a Halloween tree? Hit me up in the comments if you rock an all-Hallows Eve tree. Some of us have separate trees for Halloween and Christmas and we keep them up forever. These are the two best holidays ever. You get 3 ornaments in all. Yoiu get Dracula, Werewolf, and Frankenstein himself. These are going to look great in your home from October to December. These are prime months for monsters to do the monster mash. Which is a graveyard smash, if you weren’t aware. It also caught on in a flash. I’m sad there’s no Creature From The Black Lagoon or the Mummy, but these Universal Monsters Halloween ornaments are still awesome. I would also love to see the Bride of Frankenstein. I’m gonna display these all year round and fly my freak flag. These glass ornaments are awesome. I love the look on Werewolf’s face. That dude is hungry and he’s looking at somebody, practically licking his were-lips. He’s like, yeah that’s gonna be a damn good snack. Come to me my fat human morsel.

Skeleton Car Air Fresheners

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Skeleton Car Air Fresheners
Whoa. These Skeleton Car Air Fresheners look awesomely scary and will make your car smell better. You spend so much time in your car it smells nasty. You know who you are. That ride smells like ass and Fritos had a threesome with unwashed taint. Well, these little skeletons will help you class up the joint. And make it stop smelling like a joint, too if you know what I mean. Just pop in a scent tab and put them on your vents. These little homies are riding shotgun and will be with you for all of your adventures. Don’t worry these Skeleton Car Air Fresheners don’t see anything, they don’t say anything and they don’t hear anything. So your secrets are safe. Which means these guys would not have ratted me out that time I picked up a lady of the night who turned out to be a dude of the d**k instead! It’s always good when homies have your back. Speaking of skeletons, check out this Creatures Skeleton ID Chart.