Memento Mori means “remember that you have to die”. Gee, thanks. What a downer. Yeah well, you remember that… I got nothin’. Cuz I’m depressed now. This Memento Mori Large Leather Journal is a great reminder that a dirt nap is a-comin’. It’s large, leathery and has 600 pages. Just like my grandma reading me a bedtime story. Well, not anymore. I’m a big boy now. Hasn’t happened since last week.
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Are You Cereal? – Cereal Monster Geeki Tiki Mug Set
This Cereal Monster Geeki Tiki Mug Set celebrates my favorite breakfast foods ever. Now you can get all tropical and drink from Boo-Berry, Count Chocola, and Franken-Berry. BooBerry is the best, I don’t care what anyone says. He’s the ghost with the most. The most sugar that is. Probably GMOs too. You know I’m filling these with cereal instead of drinks.
Regan MacNeil The Exorcist Necklace
Are you obsessed with the possessed? Then check out this Regan MacNeil The Exorcist Necklace. She’s just doing her thing, levitating and terrorizing priests and now she’s a cool piece of jewelry. People will be all like, “Uh… You have a possessed girl on your necklace.” And you’ll be all like, “No s**t Sherlock, what’s your next case?” Cuz you’re rude. Someone needs a Snickers.
This Really Bugs Me – Nasty Fly Earrings
Flies are all the rage this year. Everyone on the runway is wearing them. So these Fly Earrings are the perfect accessory. Fly. The maggot evolved. Nature’s gross butterfly. Flies are filthy and disgusting and totally belong on your ears. I can’t wait for some fly to land on your ear and try to mate with your earrings. That’s nasty.
Clay Fly Face Wall Hanger For Your House – It’s A Housefly
When you absolutely need the head of a giant fly on your wall, there is the Clay Fly Face Wall Hanger. It would be in your house so technically it’s a housefly. I guess. Put it on your horse and it’s a horsefly. Is it May? Then it’s a Mayfly. If it falls off your wall it means your fly is down. Whatevs. Time for me to fly.