We’ve featured MoldyCreations stuff around here before. It’s terrifying. I’m pretty sure they use a bunch of dark elves to create their wares. Like this Nightmare Jack-In-The-Box. I’m not even turning the handle and listening to the music while waiting for this thing to pop up and I’m already terrified. Is their a child that you don’t like? I think I found the perfect gift for them. Sweet dreams you little s**t!
Tag: gift
Larry Chain Smokin Outside Of Dunkin Monster Sculpture
This monster sculpture is called “Larry Chain Smokin Outside Of Dunkin“. It doesn’t say who Larry is or if he kicked the habit since then. We don’t even know if any cops showed up to apprehend him cuz he’s a monster smoking in front of a Dunkin Donuts. But we assume that happened cuz A: He’s a monster and B: Cops love donuts. Makes sense. How does he even smoke with that mouth? Ew!
Dracula Silver Resin Vampire Head / Garlic Holder
Display the king of vampires in your home with this Dracula Silver Resin Vampire Head. Perfect for vampire cults and old castles. If you get attacked by a werewolf, you can always melt this down to make silver bullets too. It’s a win/win. I think it might be fun to put a bulb of garlic in that mouth and keep this in the kitchen, cuz it makes it look even more pissed. Yeah, I might have to do that. Best garlic holder ever! Though some might prefer the general custer head to a vampire.
This Skull Wall Art Set Is A Trio Of Terror
Are these skulls melting into the wall or coming out of it and into our world from another dimension? I have no idea, but I want them on my wall just because they are awesome. I’m gonna display them year round, not just on Halloween. Seriously, I need this skull wall art in every room.
X-Files Evidence Bag Lunch Tote – I Want To Believe
Investigating paranormal stuff every day is hard work. Better pack a lunch. Use this X-Files Evidence Bag Lunch Tote. It looks just like an evidence bag that Mulder or Scully would use to keep their evidence in. Oh looky here, what do I have for lunch today? Let me just open the bag. Is it a poop sample from a mutant moth man? A petri dish full of black slime? It’s always a crapshoot with this bag. Sometimes actual monster crap.