Hang your coat on these Sinister Skull Wall Hooks and it will be like playing peekaboo with a skull every time you grab your jacket. You can also use them for your keys, skeleton keys obviously being preferable. If you do hang these up, I guess you could say that these skulls are spending all day and all night hooking it. Nasty girls. Ha! I crack myself up. Seriously though, these are going to look cool in your home.
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Encyclopedia Mythologica: Dragons and Monsters Pop-Up Book
I love me some mythological monsters. Purely platonic of course. It’s not like some sexy female Sasquatch is meeting me in some seedy back alley and we do the nasty. Not recently anyway. Back to the point. The Encyclopedia Mythologica: Dragons and Monsters Pop-Up Book is full of mythical creatures. I’m talking Medusa, vampires, kraken, Bigfoot and more. Sweet!
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Universal Studios Monster Head Shot Glasses
Take a shot from a monster head. These Universal Studios Monster Head Shot Glasses are going to look frightfully good in your bar or kitchen. You get the Mummy, Wolfman, Dracula and Frankenstein. No Creature from the Black Lagoon, but hey, you can’t win them all. I love how the mummy just looks like some puckered up old dude who just sucked on a lemon. Sweet set. I’m drinking with the monsters tonight!
Coke Mouse Taxidermy – Coke Not Included
So this happened. No wonder I can’t catch these little bastards. They’re all coked up, stealing our dollar bills to get it in their little nostrils. This Coke Mouse Taxidermy is a peek inside of the hidden world of rodent drug use. These guys have it so bad they are even willing to trade their bits of cheese and cracker crumbs that they scavenge for coke, procured from the mice of drug lord’s homes, who will gladly trade blow for snacks. It’s sad.
Weave a Decorative Web – Spider Web Bookends
If you want some Spider Web Bookends you can just let spiders crawl all over your bookshelf and make webs, or you can get these cool Spider Web Bookends. I prefer the second option. It’s less icky and you don’t have to worry about stuff crawling on you at night. These will look great in your Gothic inspired decor.