This Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light projects some skulls wherever you want. On a tree, the side of your house, in a window, against your friend’s face, wherever. It comes with six different slides, each featuring a unique skull that you can project. I showed this to my psychologist and she said I was just projecting. She had a point. I’m gonna use this to scare some peeps this Halloween.
Tag: halloween
Interior Frighting – Taxidermy Bat Lanterns
Check out these Taxidermy Bat Lanterns from Etsy seller horribell. I see what you did there. Wordplay is always fun. Nothing beats a dead flying rat caged in a lantern to really light up your room. Mood lighting? More like brood lighting. Those bats look like they’re getting electrocuted in some public lynching. Like they forgot the rope and so just strung them up instead and shocked them. Seriously these are beautiful and macabre. I’ll take all 3!
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Wear This Bat-Tastically Gothic Flying Bat Tiara
You can be queen of the flying bats with this Gothic Flying Bat Tiara. Or at least the Princess of flying bats. The Baroness of Batsylvania? The Governess of Guano? You owe it to yourself to wear this cuz wearing real bats in your hair? That’s a real s**t show! For real. Also not very hygienic. Wear your minions of the night proudly.
Awesome Ouija Board Varsity Jacket
Ladies, you are going to look awesome in this Ouija Board Varsity Jacket. You will feel the spirit move you. You also may have mediums coming up to your back to have a quick chat with ghosts. Stop talking behind my back! This jacket has a Ouija board graphic on the back, with a coordinating planchette on the front with a moon. Oh yeah! That’s what I call stylish, spooky and spectacular.
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Gothic Damask Skull Coasters
Set your drinks on something classy like these Gothic Damask Skull Coasters. They will go perfectly with your creepy chic decor. You get a set of 4 coasters filled with skulls. Cuz nobody likes stains on their tables and counters. I never leave a stain though. You know why? I do not stain cuz I abstain, which is the opposite of stain. That’s means you don’t cast your vote. It’s also a law term for courtrooms. Oh yeah? I also plead the fifth every night. You are in court every night? No, in the bar, where I ask for a fifth of Jack Daniels. Case closed!