You want me to put my nuts where now? Ohhhh, it’s for those nuts. Not deez nuts. Gotcha. This Freddy Krueger Nutcracker is all about cracking nuts rather than invading dreams and spouting silly one-liners. Legend says that if you keep him busy with enough nuts, he won’t have time to cause any trouble in your dreams. It is perfect for a very scary Christmas.
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Christopher Radko La Calavera Day of the Dead Skull Glass Christmas Ornaments
I know. It’s August. Way too early for Christmas. I’m just getting you prepared for when the jolly fat man comes down your chimney. What? No, I don’t think that sounded dirty at all. I’m just saying Santa is coming in December and he is coming hard. I really don’t get why you’re giggling. Santa gives it all he has. It’s hard work. Ohhhhhhhh. I see. You dirty birds. Get your mind out of the gutter and get these Christopher Radko La Calavera Day of the Dead Skull Glass Christmas Ornaments on your tree cuz Santa comes but once a year and when he does, he explodes with happiness and joy, oh f**k I did it again. I give up.
Gothic and Monster Christmas Stockings
Yeah, it’s July. So what? It’s never too early to start thinking about a creepy Christmas. WorkingClassPunx sells all kinds of cool Gothic Christmas Stockings. Some have Gothic designs like skulls, others are Monster Christmas Stockings like Frankenstein and Dracula. Stick these on your mantle and give Santa a little fright this season. You better not give me coal again Santa. Or I will burn the Christmas tree down. Again! Using that coal.
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Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree
This Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree is *Ru Paul voice* FABULOUS! All I know is Santa better hike that dress up real high and stack the presents tall.
Christmas morning…
*Reaches under the tree to get my presents. Skeleton slaps me for lifting up her dress!* Just trying to get my presents. Damn. That hurts!
Cthulhu Christmas Tree Greeting Cards
We here at Creepbay wish you a merry Christmas and a happy Cthulhu. And we mean that too. We’ve sen Cthulhu unhappy and wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Well, maybe a few people. These Cthulhu Christmas Tree Greeting Cards have a Christmas tree made up of green tentacles and a red eye. Give it to someone you love this holiday season. Much like the herp, it is the gift that keeps on giving, but this gift is much more pleasant. This is a set of 10 so you can really spread that Cthulhu Holiday cheer.