Dad, look at all of the gifts I got from Krampus. No, son those are from- Here’s another one! No, see- They’re all from Krampus, dad! Those are just Krampus Christmas gift tags, see- Krampus is the best, Dad! You’re not very bright are you son? Krampus rocks! Oh for f**ks sake!
These gift tags add a little Krampus to your Christmas, cuz you can’t have Christmas without Krampus. That would be like having a gramma without a grampus. What does that even mean? I have no idea. But I would love to get some gifts with these tags on them. Happy Krampus day everyone!
Mouse problem in your yard. Go for a nuclear solution and get this massive 8 foot inflatable cat. You will never see a mouse again! In fact, this giant cat will keep everything away from your yard. Maybe even trick or treaters. And that means more candy for you. I usually buy a bag of Reese’s peanut butter cups and a bag of old lady candy. I keep the former for myself and give the latter out to all of the little ghouls and fools.