You know what time it is. Time for bats! Put this Bat Coffin Clock in your belfry and go batty. It’s a coffin. It’s a clock. Bats are everywhere! What more could you want? Halloween is fast approaching and you’re going to want to decorate. This is the perfect October clock right here. It’s Bat-tastic.
Tag: home decor
Hellraiser Welcome Mat
This Hellraiser Welcome Mat has a picture of pinhead. Also the words, “You knocked. We came”. which sounds kinda dirty. I’ve never been that excited about a visitor, but hey, whatever floats your banana boat. Your friends will look at this welcome mat and say, “That’s the home of a real Hellraiser right there”. Yeah, but he still wants you to wipe your damn feet! I work hard to keep these floors clean.
Cthulhu Pen Cup
Sea Monsters From the Early Modern Period Vintage Poster
Here’s another reason to stay out da sea ya fools! Sea monsters are everywhere. Kinda like that time I ripped open a bag of Sea Monkeys in the public pool. This Sea Monsters From the Early Modern Period Vintage Poster shows you what to look out for on the high seas. They look like a bunch of mutated flabby old men. “Get off my kelp!”
I hope the Aquaman movie is better than this.
Poisoned Apple Witch Spell
Cool. I always wanted to know how to make a poisoned apple. Now I can, thanks to this handy Poisoned Apple Witch Spell. Nah, I’m not gonna poison anybody. That would be bad. It’s just a good trick to know. Let’s say someone is going to mug me in an alley. I’ll offer the dude an apple. If he still mugs me, he deserves what he gets. He’ll take my wallet and a bite of apple before he runs off. Then I’ll just follow in the direction of where he ran, eventually stumble on his corpse and retrieve my wallet.
You took a bite of the apple son. I took a bite out of crime. Deal with it loser.
Or I could, you know, just display this thing in my house during Halloween. Yeah, that’s morally the better choice. Probably.