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Cat Eating Mouse Door Knocker

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Cat Eating Mouse Door Knocker
Just look at that cat-eating grin. This Cat Eating Mouse Door Knocker is pretty awesome. For the cat. Not so much for the mouse. Just swing the mouse and knock on the door. But knock 3 times. I might be getting busy inside, if you know what I mean. Hint, hint. Nudge, nudge. Heh. Yeah, probably not. Okay, just knock regular-like. Most likely I’ll be feeding my face and watching Netflix.

On a side-note, damn that cat is bronzed like a New Jersey housewife. Somebody done bronzed their puss. Now don’t be dirty, I’m just talkin’ ’bout the cat door knocker.
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Krampus Display Head

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Krampus Display Head
It’s never too early for Krampus. Even if it isn’t Krampus time, you can enjoy this Krampus Display Head on your mantel. Give him a haircut and some moisturizer and he may even be more pleasant to look at. That’s what my mom said to my wife on our wedding day anyway. Don’t be a grumpus. Or a Wampus, buy yourself a Krampus. He looks crazy. Wampus bampus, thank you Krampus!

Did that make any sense? I woke up with med-head. It’s like bed-head, but due to meds.

UFOrb Flying Saucer and Alien Figures

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UFOrb Flying Saucer and Alien Figures
ProgressiveProducts makes these cool UFO ring boxes so you can present the ring and propose the right way! The right way being nerdy as hell with a hint of X-Files. But they also sell cute little aliens that fit right into the cockpit of these UFOs. These are some classy and out of this world desk toys or decorations.

I guess they are also perfect for you if you want to propose to an alien. They will be super impressed by your ring presentation.
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Miniature Skulls of the Fallen

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Miniature Skulls of the Fallen
Oh. Check out these Miniature Skulls of the Fallen. I may be wrong, but I think they got the name cuz some fell down the stairs, another fell off a cliff, another fell in love (Dude fell hard) and another just wanted to stop the world and melt with you, but fell out of a tree. This is basically an instant skull set. If you like that sort of thing, which I do.
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Raised Skeleton Jewel Box Sculpture

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Raised Skeleton Jewel Box Sculpture
I’ve gotten some of my best gifts from random skeleton hands reaching out from my desk. This Raised Skeleton Jewel Box Sculpture is no exception. It is a lovely shiny skeleton hand holding a jewel box. It is embellished with Celtic crosses, skulls, cross bones and sparkling faux gems. It’s pretty awesome.

Never look a gift skeleton in the mouth. I mean hand.