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AtmosFEARfx Jack-O’-Lantern Jamboree Digital Decorations

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AtmosFEARfx Jack-O'-Lantern Jamboree Digital Decorations
This Halloween make your pumpkins come to life with AtmosFEARfx Jack-O’-Lantern Jamboree Digital Decorations. This lets you use a TV/monitor or projector and turn any environment into a haunting experience. You will believe that your pumpkins have come to life. Your pumpkins will even be able to recite a special Halloween version of ‘Twas the Night Before Halloween, tell a spooky story, perform two original songs and much more. The pumpkins are alive!

What about ghosts? They can be brought to life too.

Color Changing Realistic Organs – Heart And Brain

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Color Changing Realistic Organs
There’s nothing quite like some Color Changing Realistic Organs to decorate the old homestead.Or is that homes-dead? These realistic organs light up and change color in the dark, making them the perfect scary nightlights. You can choose a Brain or a Heart. My brain is all aglow for these pieces of organ lighting. That’s one way to fire up your neurons and turn on your heart light. Screw you Neil Diamond. Now that song is in my head.
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Interior Frighting – Taxidermy Bat Lanterns

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Interior Frighting - Taxidermy Bat Lanterns
Check out these Taxidermy Bat Lanterns from Etsy seller horribell. I see what you did there. Wordplay is always fun. Nothing beats a dead flying rat caged in a lantern to really light up your room. Mood lighting? More like brood lighting. Those bats look like they’re getting electrocuted in some public lynching. Like they forgot the rope and so just strung them up instead and shocked them. Seriously these are beautiful and macabre. I’ll take all 3!
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Palmistry Hand Decorative Plate

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Palmistry Hand Decorative Plate
Sweet! If I’m not mistaken, the way this Palmistry Hand Decorative Plate works is that you slam your hand down on it super hard and smash up up, then you align the cracks with the symbols to find out how mad you are. At least, that’s my experience. If everything lines up with the middle finger you are “F**k you” mad. And boy was my wife F**k you mad when I broke her’s to test this theory. Palmistry is fun.

Gothic Damask Skull Coasters

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Gothic Damask Skull Coasters
Set your drinks on something classy like these Gothic Damask Skull Coasters. They will go perfectly with your creepy chic decor. You get a set of 4 coasters filled with skulls. Cuz nobody likes stains on their tables and counters. I never leave a stain though. You know why? I do not stain cuz I abstain, which is the opposite of stain. That’s means you don’t cast your vote. It’s also a law term for courtrooms. Oh yeah? I also plead the fifth every night. You are in court every night? No, in the bar, where I ask for a fifth of Jack Daniels. Case closed!