Of Course I’ll have some tea. Fill it up till you can’t see the bat anymore. This Black and Gold Bat Teacup and Saucer is soooo Gothic Chic. Absolutely batty. I like that little piece of chocolate they put on the saucer. I’ll have some more of those please. What do you mean I only get one? You ever seen a flying saucer lady? You about to see a flying cup and saucer if you don’t give me my damn chocolate!
Tag: home decor
Behold The Power Of The Cthulhu Tiki Mug
This Cthulhu Tiki Mug is pretty awesome. It is based on the works of H.P. Lovecraftbeer. This porcelain mug will let you drink all night long like the elder God himself, getting your mouth-tentacles all frothy and foamy. This is a must for any Cthulhu fan. It’s also a must for anyone who wants to get their drink on, like me.
The Stones Have Eyes!
The Stones have eyes! Have you seen that movie? Me either, but now I know it’s true. Well, all of the Stones have eyes, it’s true, except Keith Richards, who is all robot now. Is it just me or do these rocks look slightly… stoned? Anyway, they look weird and cool and they have eyes. They are ready to rock! Granite, they can’t really see you, but they will look cool on your shelf. I thought I saw a cobweb on one. Does that mean they have web-site? So many rock jokes, so little time. Anywho, get yourself some cool rocks with eyes.
One final joke. How are these stones like a Camaro? Eye-roc. Get it? I’m so sorry…
Skull Sack – That’s Really A Big Bag Of Skulls
Damn. That is a big bag of skulls. You get 12 skulls that you can decorate with, talk to, whatever. It’s a bag and it is full of skulls. It’s a skull-filled bag is what I’m saying. And you know what THEY say, 12 skulls are better than one. I myself plan to use them as mini bowling balls in a public bowling alley just to see people’s reactions. What would you do with a big ass bag of skulls?
Shark Attack Bathroom Toilet Paper Holder – Great Wipe Shark
We’re gonna need a bigger bathroom. This Shark Attack Bathroom Toilet Paper Holder is perfect. Ya know why? Cuz it’s a Great Wipe Shark. It takes a great white to deal with a great brown. Know what I’m saying. This guy will always be there while you are creating your own sharknado. Look at that look on his face. I can’t tell if he’s laughing or mad about the smell.