I know what you’re thinking. That Scented Loch Ness Monster Ornaments surely smell like seaweed and monster pee. Nope. These ornaments are lavender scented. Hang them anywhere you want. On your Christmas tree, your rear view mirror, wherever. I have mine above the Captain’s wheel on my boat. Sometimes I reach up and sniff it like a bloodhound, so I know if I’m getting close to Nessie or not. It doesn’t help, but I feel a little high. Then I forget what I was doing and spin donuts on the water until the coastguard comes. So that was my weekend.
Tag: home decor
Bone Decor – Caged Skeleton Table Cloth Weights
You got some caged skeletons lying around the house? Yea, me too. They make great accent pieces. Well, these Caged Skeleton Table Cloth Weights are perfect for keeping that tablecloth down so it doesn’t fly away in the wind. Plus, you can brag about the fact that you have these four skeletons caged for all eternity. Brag about how you tried them for their crimes and doomed them to the cage and to holding down your tablecloth forever. You might also like this Life Sized Skeleton Lamps, which are the perfect companion pieces.
Colorful Skull Shot Glasses For Your Next Party
I need a shot like I need some liquid in my colorful skull. In other words, keep ’em coming bartender. I want to drink until I’ve covered the entire skull rainbow. These Colorful Skull Shot Glasses are awesome.Line ’em up and knock ’em back. Perfect for your next paranormal party. You might also like these scary movie shot glasses
Gothic and Monster Christmas Stockings
Yeah, it’s July. So what? It’s never too early to start thinking about a creepy Christmas. WorkingClassPunx sells all kinds of cool Gothic Christmas Stockings. Some have Gothic designs like skulls, others are Monster Christmas Stockings like Frankenstein and Dracula. Stick these on your mantle and give Santa a little fright this season. You better not give me coal again Santa. Or I will burn the Christmas tree down. Again! Using that coal.
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Immaculate Deception – Religious Alien Art
Etsy’s very own PaytonPringleArt (I had no idea that Pringles were a medium outside of staining my fingers and shirt. And decorating my couch with crumbs.) makes Religious Alien Art that I’m pretty sure is illuminati and scientology sanctioned. It makes me question everything. Questions like: What the f**k does it mean? Are you saying that aliens are religion? Or that religion is a sham? And why am I still looking at this, when I need to feed my face? And what am I going to eat? So many questions. But the truth is out there. Soon it will be in my tummy.
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