Holy Black Widow! This Gothic Spider Web Choker Necklace is all creepy and crawly and webby. It takes up your whole damn neck. Them spiders just dug in and now you are infested. I think I just found Spider-Man’s future wife. The spiders are flexible so you can position them how you want. Maybe you want them crawling on your shoulder, maybe you want them marching toward your boobs. It’s up to you. Damn, you gonna look sexy girl. Sexy, sassy and spidery. Reminds me of the Embroidered Spider Web necklace.
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Skeleton Bones Bracelet
*Looks at the skeleton* Damn son! What did you do to get all drawn and quartered on that wrist? No bones about it, you in trouble. Bent all backwards and looking like you’re screaming and going for a terrifying ride. Ladies, this is one hell of an accessory. Tells everyone you mean business. This Skeleton Bones Bracelet is a bone-a-fide hit. I would say it’s hip, but it’s more hip bone. I made a funny. Cuz I hit my funny bone.
Baby Skull Tower Lamp
Hey look, a tower of baby skulls. That is also a lamp. Yes, this Baby Skull Tower Lamp is a tower of terror. Great to read by. As long as it’s a horror novel. And until all of these heads start talking to you. Like, “Hey whatcha reading?” or “Hang on I wasn’t done with that page yet!” It is the only acceptable way to have a tower of baby heads. If you’re into that sort of thing.
Tooled Leather Stitched Skin Journal Cover
Slip this Tooled Leather Stitched Skin Journal Cover over your journal and then question whether that makes your journal a serial killer or not. I’m still not sure, but I’m watching my journal close. Going undercover as it’s friend to see if I can catch a predator. Hey waz up journal? Slip me some skin. Ewww! Too literal dude. No, I ain’t wearing a wire.
Ouija Board Coffee Table and 4 Planchette Coasters
This Ouija Board Coffee Table is cool and all, but every time a spirit has something to say, one of the planchettes knocks my coffee over. Then I ask, “Are you done?” and it hovers over the word NO. Seriously? It seems to be okay with me drinking wine and spirits though. This table comes with 4 planchette coasters so your drinks can be carried around the table like a cat riding a roomba. Every time you try to grab one it slides away cuz it’s trying to spell out Pepsi cuz it disagrees with your soda choice. What the hell man.
Might as well have planchette races with this table and bet on which one delivers the message first. Of course the good thing about a Qija board table is that you can use food too. Drop an onion ring and watch it slide around spelling out words. Drop some spaghetti and watch as the pasta becomes letters. Spooky.