The Freddy Krueger Glove Wine Glass. For when you want a slash of wine. Not a splash. Never sleep again huh? I seriously doubt that cuz this is like my fifth glass of wine. Slash me again! I’ll tell me when I’ve had too many. I said slash me again! OW! Not in the face! You have sharp nails. Oh, didn’t notice Freddy himself was bartending tonight. *sigh* I’m already asleep aren’t I? Damn! Probably laying on this pillow too.
Tag: horror
Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree
This Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree is *Ru Paul voice* FABULOUS! All I know is Santa better hike that dress up real high and stack the presents tall.
Christmas morning…
*Reaches under the tree to get my presents. Skeleton slaps me for lifting up her dress!* Just trying to get my presents. Damn. That hurts!
Halloween Collector’s Enamel Pin Set 6-Pack
Wear these pins on your Michael Myers costume. This Halloween Collector’s Enamel Pin Set 6-Pack gives you 6 pins based on the movie. I’m gonna wear them in a pattern that makes it look like they are stabbing and shooting each other. No one survives my accessorizing! Maybe I’ll have everyone stabbing and shooting that pumpkin. It is a limited edition of only 500 pieces, so get them now! Wear them with these Michael Myers Earrings.
Edgar Allan Poe The Raven Infinity Scarf
Be chilled nevermore! The Edgar Allan Poe The Raven Infinity Scarf will keep you warm around your neck. I call this look the Edgar. You’ll be rocking the Edgar. You’ll be so stylin’ you’ll have to call the fashion Poelice. That’s pronounced po-lease, not poe-lice just so we’re clear. Lice ain’t no joke. Neither are crabs, but that’s another story. So creepy and couture! You might also like the Edgar Allan Poe Wallet.
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Crazy Gross Zombie Skull Leather Backpack
Familyskiners have done it again. I have no idea how many family members they’ve skinned but whatevs. Look at this crazy Zombie Skull Leather Backpack they created. Kinda looks like a bulldog zombie if ya ask me. You know what they say, when life throws zombies at you you don’t make lemonade, you make a zombie backpack out of their head.