Don’t mess with me buddy. I wear death around my neck. These Pastel Coffin Necklaces are both cute and creepy. They have a little heart cutaway so you can see the corpse inside, if there was a corpse. A corpse is a corpse, of corpse of corpse. These necklaces go with everything. You can even be buried in it and look great. Any takers? Ant undertakers?
Tag: horror
Zombie with Dress-Up Clothes Vinyl Magnet Set
I don’t know how many times I’ve said it. You have to dress up your zombie. I can’t stress this enough. Your Zombie can’t just walk around naked. I mean their naughty parts are all rotten and putrid for one thing. Dress them up people, or don’t keep them as pets. It’s that simple. This Zombie with Dress-Up Clothes Vinyl Magnet Set will help teach you how to dress them for success. Put these magnets on the fridge and have fun putting clothes on an undead form. There’s even a beer can in there. Or maybe it’s an energy drink.
Dress this one and dress the real thing. This ain’t no game peeps. Naked Zombies are the worst. But their naked bodies got a lot of shame in their game. True dat!
Horror Movie Light Switch And Outlet Plate Covers
See a horror movie every time you turn on the light. No, I mean besides when you wake up from a one night stand, turn on the light and turn around to see the horror show next to you. Better hope you wore a Johnny soldier. You gotta wrap that rascal or you gonna be paying child support to Quasimodo over there. Anywho, these Horror Movie Light Switch And Outlet Plate Covers from MainSwitchPlates are a great way to decorate your horror themed hovel. Seriously though, use protection peeps. This has been a Creepbay PSA.
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Classic Songs as Stephen King Horror Novel Covers
Stephen King’s Stranger Love Songs is a new project created by Brazilian artist Butcher Billy. The titles of classic love and heartbreak songs are mixed with the style of Stephen King horror novel covers. Prints and t-shirts are available here. Meh. I’ll wait for the movies. Seriously though, I bet Stephen King writes each one of these. In a month. Dude is prolific.
Chupacabra Cookie Cutter
I don’t know about you, but I like to leave some cookies out on the porch for the Chupacabra, along with a glass of milk. No, wait- That’s Santa. Nevermind. I like to run away from the Chupacabra in fear, screaming like a little girl, while pointing my smartphone over my shoulder and trying to snap a pic. When I review the evidence later, I often find that it was just the neighbor’s chihuahua, which is just as scary. Once it was a field mouse. I’m not good with nature. Anyway, this Chupacabra Cookie Cutter allows you to bake and fill your tummy with sugary goat-suckers! De-lish!