TerrorThreadsOnEtsy wants to cover you in well, terror threads. You see, they hand weave each thread and infuse it with terror before turning them into awesome shirts, dresses and hoodies that have some great horror images. How do they terrorize their threads? They play Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift in the warehouse 24/7. That makes horror hoodies. Terror tees. And much more. It also makes the workers violently ill unless they wear earplugs, but they do it all for you. A few hoodies are featured below, but check out their store to check it all out.
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Zombie Cameo Barrette – The Accessorizing Dead
The Zombie Cameo Barrette is a stylish undead corpse for your hair. He doesn’t look happy about it either. I was wondering earlier if zombies went number 2. Aka took a crap. Then I realized that this is all they do. They crap their pants, they crap their skin off, sometimes their jaw takes a crap and falls right off. So zombies are the crappiest. They are basically nature’s ex-lax. This barrette is going to look great in your hair girls. No, I don’t mean that someone ex-laxed all over your hair. I’m just not good with words. That’s why I said crap like ten times here. I’m crap with words.
Horror B Movie Wine Charms
These Horror B Movie Wine Charms will let you know whose drink is whose. Or is it who’s drink is who’s? Stupid english language. Hey, you’re drinking my drink. Mine was The Blob! Oh, sorry. That explains why it’s filled with Jello. Yeah. Don’t even go near The Attack Of The Giant Leeches drink. That’s just nasty.
Never let them put their lips on your drink again. Germs are the true horror movie. Min your drink, otherwise you will be starring in Attack of the Burning Herpes.
Horror Villains Security Blanket Dolls
Hey, why not? Give your baby these Horror Villains Security Blanket Dolls. That way they can feel nice and secure… Around killers! You should never feel safe and secure around killers. Although they do look soft and cuddly… NO! I will not be drawn in to your- I do feel safer with my blankie. I can’t deny that. Sure, I’ll give these a try. But I might get some weird looks while I’m out in public clutching all of these guys to my chest. Have a look at the shop and see the rest of them.
Life Size Articulated FaceHugger
Holy crap guys! This Life Size Articulated FaceHugger could be in my yard. No, I mean it might be in my yard right now cuz something has been digging those giant holes. It’s too big to be a gopher. Man, something just scurried by the window and ran up the side of the house. BRB.
*Runs around the backyard hammering pictures of my face attached to wooden stakes in the ground. Watches as the Facehugger takes the bait and tries to hug all of those faces. Cocks my shotgun one-handed like and blows him to hell.*
I got too much face for your race sucker!