Santa really is watching you. Like a cyclops with a milky eye. Keep an eye on the kids this year by hanging this Santa’s Evil Eye Christmas Ornament on your tree.
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus has only got one eye.
He’s making a list
And checking it twice(Has too since he only has one damn eye)
Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice
Santa Claus is half-blind in his one eye….
I don’t know about you, but I like to wash my hands with the hearts of my enemies and use their hair as loofas. So naturally, I dig this Black Heart Soap. I would never fib about these dark hearts, but I might defib them if I had the equipment. I hear what you’re thinking. That aorta make better jokes. Anyway, if you have a black heart, get all sudsy with it. I’m getting these so that my roommate can have a heart attack. You know, when I throw them at him.
Do you love Werewolves? Then this Werewolf coloring book may be just the thing for you. I had an encounter with one the other night. I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics. His hair was perfect. The book has 16 unique coloring pictures, along with some fun werewolf facts. If you love werewolves, you’re gonna love coloring this book. Don’t color under a full moon. Just don’t.
This Maggot Baby Necklace is a terrifying accessory. He just hangs there looking gross and even has like a stone third eye so it can hypnotize you with a disturbing lullaby, then crawl all over you leaving a slimy trail in its wake. I’ll take two. I wrote a poem about it.
Tag it, bag it,
Hurry up and snag it.
I just bought a maggot.
Better than Bob Saget.
Austin Powers wanna shag it.
Thank you. Thank you. My 3rd-grade education is really paying off.
Over the weekend Creepbay was featured on Metafilter, Boing Boing, Neatorama and other fine upstanding websites. We are finally getting the recognition we deserve. Boing Boing even said that we have “the gothiest stuff on the net”. High praise indeed. Regular readers already know that, but thanks for making it official.
It’s been a long hard road of curating creepy and cool stuff. To all of you new readers who are also aficionados of weird shizz, we have a whole lot more where that came from. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter. Check back every day for the greatest, the gothiest, the ghostiest, grittiest and grimiest that the net has to offer. Or something like that.
It’s going to be a wild ride.
*Roller coaster stops.*
*Looks at the skeleton next to me*
*Looks at the coaster full of skeletons behind me*
Just ask these fans.