This Hand Skeleton Ring will make you feel like a little skeleton baby is clutching at your finger. No bones about it, that’s a great ring. I would never tell a fib…ula. I should have gone done a different (osteo)path with that joke. Well, you know I have a tendon-cy to do that. Besides I’m not feeling well. I think I have a femur. I mean fever.
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Silver Anatomical Human Heart Locket
Check out this Silver Anatomical Human Heart Locket. It’s pretty realistically detailed. Except for that fact that human hearts aren’t silver. It has a small compartment that opens which can hold a small message. The heart measures a little over 1.25 inches in height and width and is hung from a silver plated steel chain that is 26 inches long. People are always telling me to have a heart, so I guess I’ll have this one.
Black Skeleton Bone Hands Tiara
Get your bony hands off of my Black Skeleton Bone Hands Tiara before I detach your digits. That’s what you’ll say when someone tries to steal this tiara off your head. Everyone knows you are the Skeleton Queen. Or at least the Skeleton Hands Queen. You’re gonna to look awesome wearing this girl. It’s like a skeleton is behind you, laying hands on you and reading your mind. Ohhhhhhh, you got some dirty thoughts! You wanna do what with who now? You gots some serious skeletons in the closet girl!
UFO Abduction Earring
Now you can identify yourself as someone who goes for long space rides against your will with this UFO Abduction Earring. That way if you and someone else are wearing one and happen to meet, you can pass each other in the mall and give each other a knowing look, as each of you touches your sore butts and wince before going on your merry way. And maybe you don’t feel so alone. Wear with this T-Shirt.
Adorable Zombie Kitties Cat Pendants
These Zombie Kitties Cat Pendants are zombie cats for your neck. They promise not to bite you and turn you into a zombie cat person. There are several different cat zombie personalities to choose from. Imma wear ’em all like Mr. T. Cuz I can’t choose a favorite. I pity the fool don’t have no zombie kitties around their neck!