These Rib Cage Earrings let you wear your ribs on your ears. I’m not even ribbin’ you. Sorry, I took too much Nyquil and my mind is in a frog. Ribbit. Come to think of it, Rib Cage is an awesome name. Works for naughty movies, wrestling, and action heroes. A lot better than Nic Cage. And if that action hero is Scottish? He’s McRib Cage. Which is how they round up McRibs for those awesome sandwiches. I’m off to get more Nyquil.
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Real Human Tooth In Wooden Coffin Pendant
If you don’t see the dentist you’ll be mourning your teeth in this way pretty often. I ain’t paying for that dude’s boat. This Real Human Tooth In Wooden Coffin Pendant is a great way to honor your fallen chompers. And that’s the tooth! The whole tooth! And nothing but the tooth! And a coffin of course.
Gothic Raven Brooch
Add a touch of mystery to your attire with this neat Gothic Raven Brooch, a Gothic design ideal for everything from everyday outfits to creepy costumes for Halloween. They have been beautifully designed with meticulous attention to detail. These unique, impressive trinkets have been beautifully handcrafted with both polymer clay and metal. The brooch sits at 4.5 centimeters tall and 2.5 centimeters wide, the perfect size to add a bit of darkness to your outfit.
Vampire Heart Necklace
I love this Vampire Heart Necklace. For real. And I don’t have any “stake” in the company. You know what this Vampire’s favorite song is? “Shot through the heart and you’re to blame…” You know what his favorite TV channel is? Spike TV. Of course. His cholesterol used to be good, but now he definitely has clogged arteries. He suffered a heart attack for real.
Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace
Ahhhh. This Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace is pretty damn adorable with those heart-shaped eye holes. It just goes to show you that Jason was just misunderstood. I don’t think he even meant to kill anyone. He just wanted hugs, but the knife got in the way.